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to think that Tulisa's latest song is utter tripe?

36 replies

BeaWheesht · 08/05/2012 16:33

I hate it, I dont know why but I really, really hate it and actually, I dont have anything against her really apart from the irritating arm raising tattoo showing off thingy.

It annoys me most because she isnt that bloody young is she? I think shes about 24, I was married, pregnant and living in Suburbia by then.

Tell me Im not alone in my irritation?

and that I dont sound manic and bitter at the lack of my mispent youth

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HecateTrivia · 08/05/2012 16:34

Grin compared to all their other really fantastic songs, you mean? Wink

lisaro · 08/05/2012 16:35

The performance on Saturday did her no favours at all seems to be the general consensus around here.

squeakytoy · 08/05/2012 16:36

She certainly performed better in her recent film than she did on BGT the other night anyway.... lol!

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BeaWheesht · 08/05/2012 16:37

Yes Hecate, you know compared to her usual top of thr range musical 'pieces'.

I think its the young bit thats really pissing me off but I think that might say more about me than it does about her.

I missed Saturdays performance, was it awful then?

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BeaWheesht · 08/05/2012 16:38

Oh yes and thats the other thing, wasnt the tape so well times considering her song 'lyrics'? Amazing coincedence really.

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DeepPurple · 08/05/2012 16:39

Yanbu. It's a load of rubbish and I have no idea how it got to number 1.

BunnyLebowski · 08/05/2012 16:40

Be sure you grab some tissue to clean up the ear blood.

Having seen her sex tape I can say she's as good at singing as she is at fellatio Hmm Wink

squoosh · 08/05/2012 16:40

Yes the song is indeed tripe.

Her clothes are pretty awful too. Very mid 90's Estonian Eurovision entry.

Apparently Amanda Holden has said in an interview that she watched Tulisa's sex tape. Seeing as this was released against Tulisa's wishes and caused her a lot of distress if I was Tulisa I would have 'let Amanda know' I was unhappy with her actions.

lisaro · 08/05/2012 16:41

Bea it may even have been Sunday I recorded it. It was dire. The song (and singing) were poor, and I thought she looked awful. The stylist should be shot, she normally looks lovely.

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BeaWheesht · 08/05/2012 16:42

Yes she said that on Alan Carr , that Aleesha had forwarded it to her. Why oh why would anyone want to watch that? though I did watch the one of cheryl c allegedly snorting coke

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squeakytoy · 08/05/2012 16:43

The DM report had me in stitches.... clearly the reporter was very naive, or taking the piss...

they wrote:

"Hundreds of tweets made cheeky reference to the star's recent sex tape scandal

'Oh Tulisa? Give her credit, it was better than her tape,' wrote one.

Some of the less racy remarks included: 'Tulisa disappointed me, not once did she slap the mic on her face.'

And: 'Good luck to Tulisa..she's had it hard recently and had a lot to swallow #BGT.'"

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 08/05/2012 16:45

It's dire and that is praising it. We get you're only young Tulisa, now SHUP UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 08/05/2012 16:45

or even SHUT UP, lol

squoosh · 08/05/2012 16:46

I do think the Tulisa tape was released without her consent. Unlike the Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton ones which were released to increase their celebrity.

The very thought of an ex of mine putting a sex tape of me on the internet .........................does not bear thinking about.

Disclaimer:No sex tape exists. People, do not make sex tapes!

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 08/05/2012 16:46

and what the hell was she wearing on BGT?? Truely dreadful!

CockyPants · 08/05/2012 16:47

Tulisa. No discernible talent. Song is excrement. Sad thing is young girls want to be like her....

BunnyLebowski · 08/05/2012 16:49

Squoosh I think it's really quite naive to think that a sex tape released right before her attempt to launch a solo career was anything other than a deliberate move to elevate her profile.

Good or bad, publicity is the currency for these talentless famewhores.

squeakytoy · 08/05/2012 16:49

Oh come off it... she is a "celebrity", and was hardly being filmed unawares.... anyone in the public eye would know better than to give a blow job to someone who is holding a camera! Grin

johnnycomelurky · 08/05/2012 16:52

Bea - I was also a bit suspicious about the tape being released the week before she released a song all about "making mistakes that I'll learn from"
er, actually am a bit Blush at knowing that many lyrics. Hate the song. Call me, baby, now there's a song Grin

LentillyFart · 08/05/2012 16:54

Not that I'd look, you understand, of course I wouldn't but in the interests of research where might one find a link to said sex tape? It's not for me. It's for a friend.

Grin
squoosh · 08/05/2012 16:55

MaybeBunny, but I'm willing to believe her. If you were going to release a sex tape would you not release a 'good' sex tape?

squeakytoy · 08/05/2012 16:56

I couldnt possibly say youtube .....

squoosh · 08/05/2012 16:56

Was it not a years old tape anyway, I thoughtt hat was the point.

squeakytoy · 08/05/2012 16:57

If you were going to release a sex tape would you not release a 'good' sex tape?

well to be fair, if you were going to release a song, you would release a good one of those, and she hasnt done that either... Grin

squoosh · 08/05/2012 16:58

Good point!