Triplets are asleep. WIBU to go out to get food?

[AKMD]

DC have been moaning and squabbling and fighting all day. The house is a hole. There is rubbish everywhere - craft debris, random twigs, leaves, owl feathers DH is off in a field somewhere doing wilderness survivial DD has been annoying the DS's, DS1 copies everything she does, which is driving me MAD, and DS2 is so clingy I haven't been able to leave his sight all day. They are finally asleep.

There isn't anything in the house for us to eat tomorrow. It's next to impossible to go out with the DC and DH isn't coming back until goodness knows when. WIBU to pop out for a few minutes to get food?

Also, how are you posting without an internet connection?

Pre-chewed weaning for 3-ish year olds?

And of course you can't go out for food and leave them alone.

I am thinking you are trying to do a funny thread and it hasn't come off.

Am I the only one who's spotted the irony of too rural for internet connection but can post on MN?

Yabu, of course you already know this.

Got it!

X post haber.

The OPs biggest mistake is saying any rural shop would be open at this time of night

Hang on a minute, are they called Bill, Sarah and Percy?

Oh it's a joke thread... Meh.

1 out of 10

Jane how does rural = no chance of a break-in?? Rural can = a good place to scout out and do houses without being caught.

That was a lot pf posts posted while I was reading!!

YANBU as the triplets are clearly not children!

They are cats

Oh ha ha

I'm missing the punch line

Pre chewed weaning

Could these be your children by any chance?

Ok you got me!

Are your triplets the three billy goats gruff?

Oh of course, Bill, Sarah and Percy. Although they weren't triplets, were they? One was clearly quite a bit younger than the others (which makes no sense at all for birds of any kind, surely).

you know the answer really