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to invite you all to a bit of a love in?

25 replies

DameHermione · 06/05/2012 22:18

I have had Wine and a kitten flopped on my lap and things are mosly good chez Harefield. And lovely mners have once again been lovely to me this week.

I luffs you sll.

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Changethatbulb · 06/05/2012 22:25

I need luff. I had the shittest day EVER.

I wish I was the kitten on your lap (but not in a pervy way, ok? Grin)

AgentZigzag · 06/05/2012 22:25

No flamings?

Only positive vibes?

You sure?

DameHermione · 06/05/2012 22:28

No flamings. No nastiness. Just luffs and nice stuff.

Bulb - theres room for a smallish one on my lap. Come and snuggle.

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southeastastra · 06/05/2012 22:29

hugz

ninah · 06/05/2012 22:30

i don't like kitten flop, isn't there a product for that?

WorraLiberty · 06/05/2012 22:32

If you have one hand on your wine and one hand stroking your pussy...

I'm not even going ask wtf you're typing with Grin

I'll have a wine all the same though.

Changethatbulb · 06/05/2012 22:32

I am tiny.

DameHermione · 06/05/2012 22:33

SIOB

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DameHermione · 06/05/2012 22:34

And Wine

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DameHermione · 06/05/2012 22:35

And hugz for bulb.

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TheFlyingFishFinger · 06/05/2012 22:36
DameHermione · 06/05/2012 22:40

Spread the love people. Theres plenty 5o go round.

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AgentZigzag · 06/05/2012 22:40
WorraLiberty · 06/05/2012 22:45

I've heard that Zigzag likes to spread it around a bit

But you know me, I don't listen to gossip Grin

Much

AgentZigzag · 06/05/2012 22:51

Sorry worra.

You OK there?

Try not to drip blood on DameHs thread, it's a bugger to get out.

WorraLiberty · 06/05/2012 22:53

It's ok I've replaced my eye with a pickled onion

Poor hedgehog's run off carrying the cheese cubes in pain Sad

finnbarr · 06/05/2012 22:56

Can I join in?
I have toasted tea cakes and chocolate?

AgentZigzag · 06/05/2012 22:58

Real butter or 'spread' on the teacakes finnbarr?

Ohyoubadbadkitten · 06/05/2012 22:59
TheFlyingFishFinger · 06/05/2012 22:59

Oooh thanks!

I have thorntons hot chocolate (I'm hardcore like that) if you want some?

finnbarr · 06/05/2012 23:02

Butter...only ever butter...

finnbarr · 06/05/2012 23:04

flyingfishfinger can I have a mug too?!
Had a late late night and still feeling slightly fragile!! No sympathy as all self inflicted but need a hug!!?

Changethatbulb · 06/05/2012 23:13

Gotta be butter.

But not while I'm sat on Dame's lap. It would be rude to drip butter on the love in starter.

And don't any of you eye up my place on her lap. I ain't moving. Ever.

TheFlyingFishFinger · 06/05/2012 23:22

Do anything nice last night?

finnbarr · 07/05/2012 10:59

Just ended up staying up and drinking and talking with hubby...until seven in the morning!!!

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