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To want to rip the stuffing out of the poxy Birdseye bear arghhh

30 replies

nolongeramug · 06/05/2012 21:37

Im am a patient person.. But Jesus what is it with the bloody bear Birdseye?

It has an annoying, creepy voice and positively makes me want to punch the tele everytime the adverts come on...

Arghhhhhh

OP posts:
SecretNutellaFix · 06/05/2012 21:38

he sounds like a perv using a sex line.

nolongeramug · 06/05/2012 21:41

Grin the whole advert is just wrong, on so many levels

OP posts:
southeastastra · 06/05/2012 21:44

it's \link{http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=birds+eye+willem+dafoe&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=695&tbm=isch&tbnid=FrPVLRUG30MI2M:&imgrefurl=cavemengo.blogspot.com/2010_12_01_archive.html&docid=qXg2gP4TtFHUuM&imgurl=4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZVkb0M61jmc/TRuSaxbZjCI/AAAAAAAABhQ/NLagLJKVKxw/s1600/willem-dafoe.jpg&w=1024&h=768&ei=XeKmT-P8D5SY8gPF453LBA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=893&vpy=321&dur=513&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=122&ty=105&sig=116959574035748545677&page=1&tbnh=160&tbnw=203&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:91\willam dafoe} though!

i sort of love him with his craggy face and willingness to be used by a polar bear

ariadneoliver · 06/05/2012 23:24

He's lovely, it's about the only ad I can bear to watch. Grin

thenightsky · 06/05/2012 23:26

Oh No... I love that bear. I love his voice. I love his patronising tone.

I just so get his humour.

CrispyCod · 07/05/2012 00:22

I LOVE HIM. How dare you threaten him with such violence. YABVVVVVU.

PeelThemWithTheirMetalKnives · 07/05/2012 00:40

YANBU, he's v sinister. I get that's probably intended but I wish they would do away with him and his creepy freezer-dwelling ways.

Lovelynewboots · 07/05/2012 00:43

The fact that is William Dafoe makes me love him even more. Who wouldn't want him in the freezer handing you the fish fingers?! YABU Grin

AllYoursBabooshka · 07/05/2012 00:54

I want a fish finger sandwich now!

I had no idea that the Birdseye bear was also the Green Goblin.

What fun!

hatesponge · 07/05/2012 00:54

That bear creeps me out, bloody weirdo.

He is known as scary stalker bear in this house.

Willow89 · 07/05/2012 00:59

YABU i love him! I would love to open my freezer one day and find him in there to have a chat.

wherearemysocks · 07/05/2012 01:45

Love the bear, leave him alone.

LottieJenkins · 07/05/2012 07:48

Im with you!! The voice is creepy!He looks creepy!! I would leave the bear in the freezer and put the freezer on quick freeze!!!

MissTapestry · 07/05/2012 09:25

YANBU, he is very very creepy and stalkery.

MakeMineACafPow · 07/05/2012 09:35

The bear is scary. I love

Mandy2003 · 07/05/2012 12:43

DS (13) says that every time the door opens the bear is getting caught w*nking in the freezer Shock

Triggles · 07/05/2012 13:34

For some weird reason, the one ad where he tells the lady to use a particular product, then says "I'll be watching you" makes me think of a controlling domestic abuser. So I vote for creepy as well.

dowhat · 07/05/2012 13:43

YANBU I want to rip the freaky little thing out of the freezer and stamp on its face. Repeatedly. Gggrrrrr......

And calm

Petsinmypudenda · 07/05/2012 13:46

That bear is clearly on the sex offenders register and someone should tell the family so they can turf the furry pervert out

hatesponge · 07/05/2012 13:48

Pets Grin he so is!

lumbago · 07/05/2012 13:49

I love him

sasslejaney84 · 07/05/2012 13:59

My mums name is Jackie and I have to say, the whole family has an obbession that I don't get!! I don't like it, I think he is a creepy bear but my mum loves it!!

Her boyfriend even set up a contraption so that everytime she opens her freezer, it says "jackie, close the door!"

dictionarydiva · 07/05/2012 14:02

I am very, very frightened of that bear and I am a grown woman. I reckon there are kids all over the country becoming increasingly phobic of opening the freezer....

dictionarydiva · 07/05/2012 14:03

Lol meant to add too that my name was one of the names Birds Eye saw fit to use for a while too- and there was a creepy one where he said "Hey MYNAME, what about prawns?" My husband kept doing it round the house. Freaked the absolute arse off of me!!!!!!! Grin

EnjoyResponsibly · 07/05/2012 14:08

Love him.

Also Vinnie and his bisquits Grin

I am an ad agencies wet dream Grin Grin

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