To be annoyed with the dopey woman that spray painted me

[PaulThePigeon]

There I was minding my own business when this woman comes up, disturbs me, screams at me then fucking spray paints me! WTF?
She hasn't even apologized or anything.
Am I within my rights to shit on her washing for the next month or so?

But spray tanning is all the rage so YABU

[grun]

Love it!

Its not all the rage amongst us pigeons.
You humans have this strange fascination for looking like you've been varnished but not us pigeons.

Whats more is I've just seen she is bragging about it as if its funny.
Give me the spray gun missus. See how funny that is!

Well all the Essex birds round here are spray painted

At least yours was brown and not orange....

Can we get a pigeon smiley for [grun]? [grun]

A word of warning Paul, she's planning on throwing water over you next.

How am I going to explain this when I get home?
"Honest love. It was this mad woman with spray paint."
My wife already thinks I'm seeing a starling behind her back so this isn't going to go down well.

Aww you poor thing! Some women these days. You might have to take your wife to this woman and let them fight it out

Bring her some stolen chips?

My unassuming comment from earlier thread has tickled a few mumsnetters then! :o

Does this mean I'm sort of popular then? :o

here's help Paul

Poor love.

just be grateful she didnt throw a bucket of water over you as well I think you should sit on her chimney and cooo cooo all nght, the sound travels really well i find!

I hope this is not a thread about a thread, if it were, id have to report it you see

You Are Totally Not Being Unreasonable. Daft bint! Make sure you go for the coloureds- she'll just bleach it off the whites washing.