To think EVERYBODY hates me and you are all a bunch of Twunt Budgies

[HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen]

You know the day's going to be bad when the weathers awful and you're stuck indoors and have to explain to one sibling why they shouldn't insert a flute into the other siblings bum.

Aaaaargh ... and then the drama of the 8 year old and homework.

And the over tired toddler who has been ill recently and is now well enough to WHINE ALL DAY.

And dh is been dh but more so!

and it is the first day of my period so I may be less rational than normal

And then the entirety of Mumsnet goes offline, repeatedly. You all fuck off and leave me to it. ALL ALONE. Bastards

WE NEED WINE, STAT! Come on people, woman about to burst into flame!!

YANBU hugs xxxx

YANBU
At the mo my 8 to DS is trying every trick in the book to not do his homework! You have my sympathy :-)

All of MN has been on a secret fb group that nobody told you about. I argued that you should be invited, but you are right everybody does hate you

and And you know Mn seems to be back online and the rain will stop eventually and eventually the dcs will go to sleep, without any flutes up their bottoms.

And it's nearly 8 :-(

They better not have flutes up their bums! They had roast chicken for dinner, can you imagine the night time cacophony?!

Mumtoone123 - It's a nightmare when they get like that, 10 minute job turns into epic 3 hour drama with interval

All the Mnet fb groups are comprised of posts wondering who broke Mnet

Yes MNHQ, you drove me to the cesspit of drivel that is facebook! ?

No more Gin for you lot ...hah.

I know. I actually had to go and do the ironing.

I may defect to netmums.

That'll learn 'em.

I like you just for using the expression 'twunt budgies'

Everything will be alright

Roar at flutes up bums.

I avoided facebook, tried to play akinator instead but that was not bloody working either!

Hecate me too

My kitchen table is covered in neatly pressed clothes - it's frightening. In fact for the first time every the school uniform has been ironed and hung up before 11pm on a Sunday night.

Now dh has seen how productive I can be ... and it's all HQs fault.

So true HotPink! It's so draining! We never had homework at 8 years old! A glass of wine when you get the chance I think

I also have my period, and a tooth abcess and a torn ligament in my foot - so I hear ya. Especially because I've needed MN more than ever today and it kept disappearing.

Takes Gin, drinks it whole on top of co-drydamol, ibruprofen and amoxicillen.

Sorry to hijack with a whinge, needed to let it out as screaming and crying not helping much!

I microplaned my thumb, and it huuurts.

I hate the bloody microplane, it's so sharp that it makes me feel funny when I think about it .

Actually, I think I just got some chocolate tart in the microplaned part, and now it hurts even more.

Hope everyone else's evenings are beginning to look up. On the plus side, I had chocolate tart .

ow ow owow ouch ow Moon

They have gone offline AGAIN.

Right HQ. Today had better improve

TMI ALERT

I have D&V. I want to go to bed to die quietly but can't because I'm waiting on a delivery of a new Henry hoover.

I am starving but everthing I try to eat reappears.

oops, gotta run.....

aaaaw Katie

Can you die on the sofa for a bit?

I am just about to do that hotpink

Home Delivery Network will just have to see me in my PJ's.

Once I've bleached the downstairs loo

My HDNL driver is luffly. He has seen me in pjs, towel, breast feeding and all sorts.

HDNL won't mind - he said his only real objection was a man who used to answer the door in a t-shirt. just a t-shirt.