To go as a helper on my son's school trip

[LadyBabsWalthamCuddles]

to the airport, and ask to see the pilots cockpit?

What can I say, I like a man in uniform

I once went for a day of supply teaching and they were having an energy service say. The role of supply teacher was to stay with the fire fighters, policemen and paramedics whilst the children rotated through. It was tough.

Yes YABU. You can ask to see his cock, but not his cockpit.

I'm sure you need a signed permission slip!

That's true, I'm not interested in his cockpit tbh

Yes silly, wonder how your parents will react at you asking them to sign a permission slip to see the pilots cock!

You might not get a look in because all the teachers and TA's will be flirting with him while you look after 150 children on your own !

YANBU do they need more help?!

Haha, when I was at school I mastered the art of distracting my mum while she signed anything from the school, so she never actually read it

I'm sure I could do it again

Don't burst my bubble dexter

YANBU - I have been a helper on Beavers/Brownies visits to the local fire station 3 times I once went to the local printing press too just to make it look less obvious

Ok, so we've decided that it's a good idea to go.

WIBU to drink the duty free wine on the coach home?

Drink it on the way. Dutch courage!

Lady - As long as you offer the teachers and other helpers a slug its fine. No one likes a tight arse.

YANBU. I went on a trip to the local firestation once with a bunch of mums and toddlers -one of the mums' DH was a fireman and had arranged it all; the kids got to play with the hose etc and I vividly recall saying to a gorgeous be-uniformed chap "could I have a go with your hose too please?" . Without warning the entire off-duty crew slid down the pole in their overalls and big chunky boots ..... I have never seen so many flushed female faces in my life!!!

My DH used to be a policeman. He looked GORGEOUS in his uniform!!

Lady - ask the pilot if he can give you a ride home

See if he's got a big chopper to give you a lift

Actually, can I offer him a ride home

God, how good would it be to ride a pilot in his cockpit

I will drink one on the way, but it won't be duty free then

Open flaps and we're clear for takeoff!

That should be my opening line, instead of hello

silly -

YABVVU- Lady, think of the children. You should be concentrating on their well being rather than being a slut frankly with the pilots. And drinking alcohol in front of children . Have you no shame?

HTH

Don't be so uptight zombie
Maybe the op doesn't get out much and this is her only chance to get her jollies!

Wear a stewardess uniform, you might get a free flight on his jumbo

Sadly, I do not get out much and no I don't have any shame.

Drinking alcohol in front of children? should I not be doing this? Oops, I drink in front (and behind) DC every night....and day a bit.

I think I may have some kind of Stewards costume somewhere (from when I was young)

Think about homer Simpson. He's a brilliant parental role model and he drinks in front of the kids! I think we all need to follow his example a bit closer tbh.