To go as a helper on my son's school trip

[LadyBabsWalthamCuddles]

to the airport, and ask to see the pilots cockpit?

What can I say, I like a man in uniform

Probably!

No, sorry. You have to be shaving pubic hairs from the top of your legs, moaning about your crepey sking and plucking nose hairs to be truly middle aged

Ok. Sorry booom. It's been voted on, I'm not middle aged

Did we decide if I'd be U to drink the wine?

Drink it! It's a well known scientific fact that children become 78% less annoying when you drink. It even works with other peoples' kids too!

Fair enough, if it's a fact then I have to do it

Not just kids, everyone becomes less annoying.

Except arseholes. They get more annoying. The bastards.

I seem to be able to tolerate anyone when drunk (apart from stbx-h, I can't tolerate him ever).

I'm rather looking forward to this school trip now , it's shaping up to be a great day ...... the possibilty of sex with a pilot in a stewardess outfit (me, not him) and lots of wine to drown out the noise of annoying children

Sounds good! Are your DCs any better?

No, unfortunately. They're slowly keeping more and more down but still not holding much in. They're both weeing which means something is staying in (from the look of my house, it doesn't look like thy're keeping anything down at all). Just muddling through with my friend and her dd (we've started a vommy commune)

I avoided opening this thread until now as the title looked boring but what a surprise! I've just had such a laugh reading through it all!

And yes, definitely ask to see his cock!

Hexagonal, sorry for that [unimaginative title emoticon]

Glad you enjoyed it when you opened it

I bloody loved it! I hope we are going to be able to view lots of photos of the pilot's cock on your profile pics!

I wish, I don't know how to put pics up, let alone cock pitcs

oh! why does that never work when I want it to????