To think when i said we'd spend lots of time in bed ;-) i didn't mean..

[3teenhell]

DP laying next to me snoring at 7pm!

2 nights away, present from my lovely sis.
Drove for three hour, me that is. Checked into gorgeous hotel, visions of ripping each others clothes off a la the movies. But no he is asleep may soon be dead am considering getting ready and heading to have some drinks alone!

AIBU to expectore than snoring and a criminal record for murder

Expect more,damn phone

YANBU!!

Kill the bastard!

Just cover it up well, then no criminal record

Leave the bastard

YABU. But I'm going to tell you my tale of woe so that you don't feel alone!

DH came home for the first time in 8 weeks on Friday morning. He is leaving for a further 5 weeks tomorrow morning. DD3 started throwing up at 5pm yesterday and we hope she has finally just stopped. I have held her for 24 hours straight. We have a sitter coming in half an hour and may have to turn her away!

Hope your weekend improves!

Snake venom injected through the navel.

Completely undetectable.

Robino , hope yours improves too, thats much worse than me! I sadly get to see my DP every day

Take his credit card and treat yourself to a nicely priced bottle of fizz

Yes, get tarted up and go out alone or kick him awake

Speaking from experience Greta ?

Greta, great idea

Anyone know where i can find a snake?

Get yourself dressed up and go down for drinks.

Phone him from the bar and say he has got 30 minutes to come and meet you or you'll be looking for another companion.

Was going to kick him but then discovered the water is freezing so thought i might throw accidently spill a glass

He wouldn't eake up to the phone. Bar man is cute though so maybe i'll chat to him

Perhaps your DP is having a little snooze because he is expecting to have a wild night later

No romantic dinner and reckless drinking means he will be sleeping in the bath later without the shower on if he is lucky

If someone told me we could spend lots of time in bed, I would imagine being fast asleep at 7pm :o

Ahaha bless you!

Went to Prague for a long weekend a few years ago with DH and we went swimming in the hotel pool then he used the sunbeds for the first time in his life... and burnt himself so bad he barley got out of bed for rest of our time there. I had a Fab time on my own tho lol took a book and went cafe hopping!

So you could do that or u could tell him to get that fuck up and do something romantic immediately to redeem himself lol

You still have a second night....

He has stirred, i coughed loudly, slammed a few drawers and its awoken. Let the grovelling begin

There's no time for grovelling - go and drink champagne and eat food and then rush back to the room for more sleep!

:o

I'm glad he's up, Have a lovely evening.