AIBU to be thinking up ways to get revenge on 'D'H?

[ThatsMyChocolate]

This morning, the man has eaten four of the five chocolate nests my nephew made me yesterday (I managed to put one in my lunch box).

I am 17 weeks pregnant and am may be a tiny bit hormonal & irrational :o

Get some chicken's eggs, boil them, coat them in chocolate and sprinkles so they look like easter chocolate. Then leave them out for him to steal and bite into...

(I'm joking really, but YANBU :))

Or don't boil them.

cling film the toilet bowl
... as long as you're not the one who'd be cleaning up

Revenge?

Make 'D'H replace them with something expensive and delicious!

He didn't need to eat them all, greedy pig!

Erm.........leave the bastard!

Not revenge then - I'm off to browse the Chococo website & will draw up a list of demands :o

He's still alive?

Well contract killing divorce is off - I got home and someone's wife's incipient hysteria guilty conscience had sent them fleeing to the shops to make more even nicer chocolate crispy cakes, proper ones with golden syrup & butter and topped with haribo. Yum. :o