I want to have a lovely big picnic on a proper big table in an idyllic country location on a perfect summer day, with loads of adorable kids running around, loads of stylish friends, egg and spoon races, an evening barbecue and sing-song round the fire with toasted marshmallows.
But I can only afford to buy food in M&S when it's reduced, it's been pissing down here more or less constantly for several days, my mates are more likely to turn up several hours late, pissed, and irritate the shit out of me and anyone else in a 10 mile radius I know I need to make some new friends and I would get lumped with all the tidying up.