To have never had an orgasm during sex?

[SamuelWestsMistress]

Hmmm.

I've been with my DH since I was 17 and i'm 33 now. I had a few boyfriends before and DH and I split up briefly twice when I was in my early 20s for a couple of years in grand total, so I am not a stranger to the cock and have experienced probably 1/2 a dozen.

However I have NEVER had an orgasm during sex. Never even been close and none of the blokes I've ever been with have actually given me one because quite frankly it takes so bloody long!

Rampant Rabbit, however, is there in a flash.

Now it's even further away than ever as I've had 3 kids and it's last hotdog in the tin and all that jazz.

AIBU? I think I am. Or at least my fanjo-bob is. Why will I only climax with a rabbit shaped bit of vibrating rubber? (which, I should add, I have misplaced and haven't seen since before Christmas.)

I don't either. Not from anything other than OS. Thankfully DH loves giving me OS but it's still frustrating.

Haven't had one in years

But hopefully will tomorrow

I only come through oral or bumsex, or being spanked.

If you are worried about the size of your fanjo try sex with a toy in your bum to make it feel tighter.

Before the birth of ds I could count the number of non battery induced orgasms on one hand. Post birth I paid a stupid amount of money on one on one pilates lessons so that I didn't wee every time I sneezed. It turned out that this money was very well spent as I can now orgasm from 10 mins very half arsed foreplay from my husband, even when i'm drunk.

Nah, I never fake it, lala. If I did, then dh would think he'd cracked it and do whatever it was all the time . I make, ahem, appreciative noises if I like what he's doing (lots of which is very pleasurable, just not enough to take me all the way).

What sort of toy, AKiss? Would A Brio Thomas do it?

A Puffle?

The Happyland Bus?

"If you are worried about the size of your fanjo try sex with a toy in your bum to make it feel tighter."

This is why I love mumsnet

AKiss, I thought women didn't come during bumsex as they don't have a prostate. What's the button being pressed there, then?

Me too. I can only do it alone... so far

If you are worried about the size of your fanjo try sex with a toy in your bum to make it feel tighter.

Worryingly the first thing I thought of was a Stickle Brick

I didnt' used to orgasm in penatrative sex...then I had a lightbulb moment...I had been sort of relyng on the fella to make me come...you have to DO IT YOURSELF!

You kind of "use" them iykwim. You have to be quite fit and quite unselfconscious.

Grinding etc.

Akiss, I'm the same. I come in two minutes from bum sex alone. Can't come from oral. I can from normal sex If I give myself a bit of attention at the same time

Parsley - that's nonsense I have knee trembling sex with DH after all these years.

I do think you have to somehow relax about it if you're over thinking it while your in the middle of the action you'll never get there.

Have you tried introducing the rabbit during sex with your DH?

I've never ever had one. With anything. I'm 27, had 2 long term relationships, and about 18 other men either in short term relationships and the odd one nighter lol!

It doesn't bother me anymore. What you ain't had, you can't miss.

Sounds a bit formal though 'have you met rabbit.' may not be the right approach.

Jeesh, I must be one of the lucky ones.

But I think alot of arousal is in the head, not the fanny, imagine you're in a threesome (two men that is in my case)/ on the kitchen table/ with someone other than flabby, balding DH/ meeting illicitly for a quickie in the back of a car etc

I don't watch porn but have come across scenes in movies etc over the years which are v arousing. Does none of that work for you?

I am weeping at the suggestion of a Happyland Bus up the jacksie.

Poor Happyland Bus!! I'll give it a shot though if that's what it takes.

I do fancy him. I don't fancy me much tho this could be some of the issue. I have a fat wobbly play dough body. Seriously if you saw me naked you'd think id had 10 kids and lost 10 stone. Gads. DH is always complementary and very keen but I feel very self conscious and I suppose I always have, but now I REALLY have reason to. But the funny thing is clothed I don't care less!

I need a dose of whatever Samantha Brick is on.

I had a really filthy dream about Noel Fielding the other night. I may try and recreate it later with some vain hope. DH loves the rabbit, but I don't fucki g know where the bastard thing is!

Noel Fielding and the bus
Actually, I bet he'd be up for the introduction of Sticklebricks.

Agree with awkward about the em grinding technique.It took me about 10 years of being with DH before it finally clicked . Another thread I read mentions it here

OMG and trauma at shoving puffles up your bum hole! I hadn't ('scuse the pun) come across these before so googled.

So cruel!

Guys, seriously, I have a job interview tomorrow and this is not helping. I'm going to rock up to this place tomorrow not knowing what a loss adjuster actually is, but be able to list several uses for a Happyland bus. STOP BEING FUNNY AND DISTRACTING ME!!!

Thank you Adrienne it's a lot of work isn't it? Same here about the being with them for a while before it clicked...