To think you should only use 1 name on mumsnet?

[Sweepitundertherug]

Apparently we are not really allowed alters.
This name is an alter.
I normally use another name. That was a name change as well and I made that clear in the profile for that name.
I accidentally breached some t&cs on here.
I am allowed back, but only with this name.

So can you all tell me how many alters you all have and why you're all allowed to use them?!

I must admit, I didn't think ahead when I chose my name. It is really hard to dress it up for holidays.

Obiwantsalltheeggs just sounds greedy..

I think I get it now

Op good luck with things, sounds like you have some tough stuff going on.

ObiWantsSomeMiniEggs?

Oooooh x post :o.

I still don't get why, now you're stuck with just this name, you'd lose any hope of it being secret (or past threads being secret, what with advanced search and all) by posting this in AIBU? . When being secret was the entire point?

Is there some glaringly obvious point I'm missing again?

okay

Blu, your SuckPoppet name sounds suspiciously similar to mine...

MNHQ have said that OP can namechange.
I don't understand this thread because if OP was trying to stay anonymous, well now posters know 3 of her names

Haven't you lot got something better to do?

I never namechange.

Are you Samantha Brick?

The SockPuppet - we moght both get banned!

Oh no we won't

Yes we will!

Who said that?

Whilst we're on the subject of name changes, what do you lot think about my theory that MNHQ all have their own alias's they use to regularly comment on threads? I bet that Justine is a secret prolific poster

Bit difficult for Justine to post about her bizarre gynaecological features and her multiple extra marital fetish-based affairs under a posting name while Tech trawls through all the namechanges at the desk opposite, though.

She probably has to pop to the local library wearing a heavy disguise and post from her gmail address.

I am Justine.

Maybe she uses a secret ipad she keeps hidden under her desk, or wears a fake moustache and goes to the library...my money is on the fake moustache though!

Sue, I always had my suspicions

I am Justine!