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to laugh at DH and his cholesterol test?

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DameHermione · 03/04/2012 17:43

he got one from Amazon yes i laughed at that too

according to his little home test thingy his cholesterol could be anywhere from 2.6 to 7.3.

he thinks that now it has proved he has low cholesterol and is currently eating his way through a krispy kremem doughnut.

So when he collapses in a heap with an MI or stroke am I allowed to laugh at him? it would serve him right for ignoring my superior knowledge and advice.

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WorraLiberty · 03/04/2012 17:45

Would you want to laugh at him if he had an MI or a stroke?

DameHermione · 03/04/2012 17:47

for thinking his £4.50 kit from amazon would be a definative test. bloody fool.

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CrockoDuck · 03/04/2012 17:51

C'mon WorraLiberty - of course she wouldn't. It's kind of funny - I'd laugh too.

Lots of doctors, btw, are beginning to think that high cholesterol is not nearly as deadly as was previously thought.

tinkertitonk · 03/04/2012 17:54

Is he sharing his Krispy Kremes? If not this goes straight to Relationships, the bastard, leave him, run away NOW, he's betraying you with doughnuts the pervert.

DameHermione · 03/04/2012 17:55

i bought it for him to stop him bothering me

i don't do doughnuts.

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DameHermione · 03/04/2012 17:56

and he does all the cooking and cleaning so don't really want him either dying or running away with a krispy kreme.

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tinkertitonk · 03/04/2012 18:01

Well there are toys that look just like Krispy Kremes so you are in more trouble than you thought, especially if you are enable the whole fiasco.

tinkertitonk · 03/04/2012 18:02

Are enable? Dear god, my grasp of grammar has deserted me, without even a doughnut to go to.

DameHermione · 03/04/2012 20:15

oh great.

what will amazon be recommending for me next time I go there? Grin

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cuttingpicassostoenails · 03/04/2012 20:59

If my DH's experience is anything to go by the Krispy Kreme doughnut will be less damaging than the statins the GP puts him on to counteract the effects of eating said Krispy Kreme doughnut.

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