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In disliking Carol Vorderman so very, very, much

123 replies

squoosh · 30/03/2012 13:28

Had the misfortune of seeing some of Loose Women yesterday. She refused to believe that making drugs illegal did little to prevent people from taking said drugs. She's entitled to her opinion but was just so inarticulate and was unable to develop the conversation further than 'ummmm, no'.Also, memories of her shrieky meltdown on Question Time, her advertising of debt consolidation loans, promotion of her detox rubbish, her chipmunk cheeks . . . . . . .

Quite good at sums does not seem to equate with any other discernible talent or intelligence.

I find her so very loathsome. Richard Whitely even faked his own death just to get away from her.

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Nobhead · 30/03/2012 22:03

YANBU she is a twat! Mutton dressed as lamb too. Other tossers on my people I hate list
-Fearne "name dropper" Cotton- grade A nobber
-Davina McCall (seems very popular on this thread too)

  • The entire cast of TOWIE
  • Aleisha "tiny head" Dixon
NowThenWreck · 30/03/2012 22:03

I wouldn't slate her because she is over 50 and all gussied up.-in fact it's great that over 50 women can be seen as sexy. I just hate her because she is a reactionary twat with a fake laugh.

LineRunner · 30/03/2012 22:17

Tettoni, if you find the YouTube limk to Question Time, let us know. Thanks.

Salmotrutta · 30/03/2012 22:21

I obviously missed the historic Vordeman apperance on QT.

What did she do?

Did it make people hide behind the sofa in cringey embarrassment?

Car crash TV?

Salmotrutta · 30/03/2012 22:22

To be fair though she makes me hide behind the sofa by just appearing on the screen.

Davina makes me want to shoot the TV.

I have a catapult and some ball bearings somewhere ...

LineRunner · 30/03/2012 22:32

Oh God it was ages ago.

Scarred on my mind, though.

ABigGirlDoneItAndRanAway · 30/03/2012 22:37

That McGiffin one does my head in with her nasally whiny voice, and she is always slagging women with children off, jealous much?

LineRunner · 30/03/2012 22:47

Did we ever work out what Carol McGiffin does for a job?

2shoes · 30/03/2012 22:48

Aleisha "tiny head" Dixon
what is the point of her????????

theliverpoolone · 30/03/2012 22:54

Didnt she also do a carcrash performance on Strictly Come Dancing a few years ago and promptly got booted off in the first round?

I hate how she goes on in interviews about how she's 'never had cosmetic surgery' - when she's got a completely different face to the one she had when she first started out on tv!

LineRunner · 30/03/2012 22:55

Chrtist, I'd blotted that one out.

NorksAreMessy · 30/03/2012 22:58

linerunner I have now idea what you might mean about Terry Wogan's cock. I don't suppose you could link to a picture to help us to appreciate your point?

LineRunner · 30/03/2012 23:00

It's all over MN, Norks.

Bear with ....

LineRunner · 30/03/2012 23:02

Try this, Norks

NorksAreMessy · 30/03/2012 23:02

I was being cheeky, linerunner I am familiar with the Wogan Anatomy....rather too familiar actually :)

bringbacksideburns · 30/03/2012 23:03

I like her hair though Blush

I can't bear Davina and her SHOUTING ALL THE TIME and her saying LISTEN....at the start of every sodding sentence. Talentless tart.

NorksAreMessy · 30/03/2012 23:03

But well done for having his cock at your disposal so quickly!

LineRunner · 30/03/2012 23:04

It took you 11 earth seconds to reject that image, Norks.

Superior intelligence.

NorksAreMessy · 30/03/2012 23:05

Can you animate it though? I think B3ta had an animated version. Bear with......

LineRunner · 30/03/2012 23:07

I'd be sick if I saw that animated.

NorksAreMessy · 30/03/2012 23:14

www.b3ta.com/board/9002125

NorksAreMessy · 30/03/2012 23:14
LineRunner · 30/03/2012 23:15

It's OK, his actual penis stayed still.

LineRunner · 30/03/2012 23:16

What is this thread about?

NorksAreMessy · 30/03/2012 23:19

TWC...oh, and a bit if the SELLOUT previously known as 'that nice Carol off Countdown'.
Do woman like a frump better than a vamp?

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