Mumsnet whip-round to buy a dinner with Dave at number 10?

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I could put in a fiver out of my soon to be lost CB.

We could all nominate the most articulate deranged mumsnetter to act as our representative.

(do you think he'd do more than polite conversation? For £250000 I'd expect tongues and everything).

I think it would be rude for the leader of an organisation not to meet and thank those who make large donations to that organisation.

I have 19p. And I vote ttosca to go.

Yes - a mumsnet spanking would be just the ticket me thinks...

I will pay a tenner if Stranded can go, so long as she really slaps him a wet fish and tapes it for us all to watch.

I mean 250k. it's expensive but at the same time it's cheap.

Really cheap. And a wee bit nasty.

I'd pay twice that to share a sausage with Obama.

So if we all put in a pound, we can send someone?

I vote for Hully.

I pledge £10 & second the vote for Hully.

£36.19 so far.

Maybe he'd do a discount if we were alright with a toasted sandwich and a cup of soup.

I'm in for a tenner.

Nah, t'will be fine Stranded. There's not a jury in the world who'd see you go down

i am in for £10 :) but who would go

we have a few solicitors on here, maybe they could offer there services for free if any legal action was to come of it :)

Salmon's too goog. Try a kipper instead. Much smellier cheaper.

Oh, I'll pledge a tenner.
And another tenner if Hully gets to go.
I also have some trampline tokens from Loch Lomond Shores kicking about in my wallet and annoying me as they impersonate 10p pieces, but aren't... they could go too.

I'm in. Stick me down for a tenner, dh is in for a fiver - for some reason he thinks that sounds funnier (quizzical face)

So who's rotting the totals up? Can we expect regular totals like on sports relief?

£81

And a range of poisson!

What d'you think SamCam costs, I think I'd rather meet her.

send scottish mummy and I'll donate £15

Oh no Whatme - her with her poncy handbags and boney arse.

Wouldn't it be better to direct our funds towards dinner with the head of the Inland Revenue? They might give us one of those special relationships that lets us pay whatever tax we want whenever we feel like it.

I think I could just about manage MacDonalds...

I'll donate the cost of a first class stamp

I thought you meant whatme had poncey handbags and a boney arse! (possible of course)