Mumsnet whip-round to buy a dinner with Dave at number 10?

[shagmundfreud]

I could put in a fiver out of my soon to be lost CB.

We could all nominate the most articulate deranged mumsnetter to act as our representative.

(do you think he'd do more than polite conversation? For £250000 I'd expect tongues and everything).

God, doesn't he though? Exactly that pinkish, limp, top-heavy look.
You're a genius Bups. Put a penis in a wee suit and it's CallmeDave to a T.

Trufax.

I'm in for £20 if it involves Hully or AF and I can watch on you tube and AF gets in the words "ditch the bastard".

Send pagwatch. She'll confuse him by having a fancy house n all, but then bewilder him by Talking Sense.

Sure I'll put money in, £5.
As for the last who wanted arsenic, I can grab some from the old mine if you want.

please dont send me though, I cant get petrol anywhere.

I'll chip in half a curly wurly. That's how much I want it.

What do you get for 100k (bottom of premier league, iirc)? Coffee and a fig roll? That should do, surely - no need for a Kitchen Supper.

Dh suggested we try for a BOGOF and get Gove too. Though I wavered over Osbourne so we might have to raise a bit more.

Dh wants to know how much we've raised so far