DP is being a twat, but i really want to err, do it, tonight

[Goawaybob]

I am really mad at him actually, its nothing major, no need to "leave the bastard" but by rights i think i should be having a go at him or at least offering the cold shoulder.

But, we have both had the mother of all colds for two weeks and im starting to feel marginally human again, i NEED my oats!

Would it be terrible of me just to shag him anyway, despite wanting to poke his eyes out with a pencil?

Tell him you want to try out BDSM

Then tie him up and smack the crap out of him with a paddle

Or slap him on the bottom with the Woman's Weekly

Agree with worra.

whip the bastard

Now theres a thought, however i actually quite like bdsm but its usually the other way around in this house - maybe i should suggest a switch, have the fucker by the short and curlies! and twist!!!!

lol, this thread's replies has made my day. i totally agree. find a paddle with a word written on it to use in the future though. there are some corkers out there.

A paddle with a word written on it is a great idea.

Make it "TNUC" and smack it across the forehead with it too

Put a paper bag on his head.

You could draw the face of somebody you really fancy on the bag, or Zippy or something. Whatever puts you in the mood.

look on lovehoney

I have just bellowed with laughter at TNUC across the forehead - a bit harsh maybe, but tiwkcuf wont fit!

Zippy?? thats just plain wrong!

Oats you say?

Is this your DP?

Ah thanks purple - all thoughts of coitus firmly to back of mind now!

I think the Quaker oats guy is yummeh.

Tis the hat.