Conversation yesterday with a friend:
Me "Gosh, my bra straps leave a dent in my shoulders and it's really sore."
Her "You should try having boobs as big as mine."
Me "Well, mine are a fair size."
Her "They're not as big as mine, though."
Me "It still hurts and is sore."
Her "You should try having mine, then you would know what sore is."
Me "Ok, then."
Why do people do this aaaaaaaaggggghhhhh?!