to really want to be the subject of an AIBU?

[ShitsNGiggles]

I would love to open an AIBU, read through and realise that it's all about me.

AIBU? Or just a little egotistical?

What is it likely to be about? What would they be saying about you?

half I don't know, as I'm practially perfect in every way

I have this friend, she shits when she giggles but she doesn't realise she's doing it as she thinks she's perfect. AIBU to tell her she's not and that she actually stinks?

issi thank you so much

half YABU I do not stink. My shit smells of roses.