to put my bloody brats on ebay? no reserve.

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They Are Driving Me NUTS!

They are both ill. They won't bloody stop coughing.

DD2 has spent 3 weeks threatening to murder DD1 for coughing annoyingly and is now doing the same.

NEITHER of them will put a hand over the mouth.

DD1 has a do at school tonight. We are supposed to be there at a specific time. I ask her what time and she replies vaguely 'oh 6. or 6.30 ish. till 8 ish' then moons off to do something bloody else. She has lost the letter I was supposed to get with the real time on it. Bloody airhead.

DD2 is being unutterably vile. Truly. Hormones, aspergers, blame what you like but She is in danger of meeting a sticky end if she doesn't stop being so orrid soon. She moans about everything. has kicjked yet another hole in the bathroom door and destroyed her bloody bedroom AGAIN.

I am skint. I want a holiday somewhere warm and quiet. Alone.

The best way to achieve motherly happiness is to kill 2 birds with one stone and sell them.

Except I don't have not one single photo of them both looking slightly nice at the same time so I might have to do them in 2 separate lots. But that is 2 sets of insertion fees.

DD1 - doesn't get to go to the do at school unless she can find the letter.

DD2 - my sympathies

p.s. I wouldn't buy either of them on EBay as mine is now 27 and I've done my turn for society!!!

I'#d have to lie a bit in the blurb to make them appear desirable. Nobody would want them if I told The Truth.

I'm going to advertise my son as free to a good home today or a swap for a bottle of something strong

Totally agree that DD1 shouldn't go if she's not bothered enough to look after her letter.

DD2 should pay for a new door out of pocket money (assuming she gets some)

Problem is DD1 would happily not go. But it's a GCSE design thingy that she should go to. I don't bloody want to but in my role as caring, involved parent I feel obliged.

and DD2 is still paying for the last door she kicked in.

can you not offer them free to --any- a good home.

...that should read free to any a good home.

I'm at the point where I don't even care if it is a good home.

I know just where you're coming from. I have a 15 year old son with ASD and I DREAM of running away into the sunset. Alone. Or perhaps becoming a hermit.

Mass listing?

I can add a 5yo girl with ADD who doesn't sleep.

3yo NT girl who hides under tables when cross.

I will keep the baby though. Until she turns 2 at least.

Maybe you should put 'suits open plan living accommadation' for DD2?! Seriously though that does sound tough. Is DD2 aware of the consequences/damage she is causing? Is it an anger issue related to the ASD?

Coughing - you have my sympathies - between DS and I it went on 5 weeks in this house. Stopped about 2 weeks ago and it's seemed unusually quiet!

DD1 - would agree don't go if no letter but perhaps if it's a drop and run event she is dropped off at 6pm and has to phone you to collect her. Then she is the one waiting around?

Are they sniffing as well? You should list immediately if they are.

Wait til a free listing day.

they are sniffing.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr