To not want my OH to keep turning to me to ask "Do you want a fight?"

[2kidsintow]

As in a physical wrestling style tumbling around fight.
Just because he is bored.

Idiot.

DH kept doing that "I'm not touching you" thing with his finger right in front of my eye last night, because he was bored and I was watching Criminal Minds. He's wrapped up in some old carpet in the shed now, and I got the blood out of the rug with bicarb...

Ummm, I dunno, that kind of sounds fun

Just punch him in the crown jewels and tell him you're fighting dirty.

Should do the trick.

Will there be jelly?

Find him a jigsaw or a colouring book. If he's going to act like a five year old, treat him like one.

I get stern with DP and DSS if they want to fight. They either stop fighting or one of them gets me a or a , if not they know they will suffer for days.

Sounds like he needs a good shag and is clumsily trying to entice you! Think teenage boys pinging your bra or poking you at school!

Nah Fay - been there, done that only yesterday. He's had his quota for the week.

I'm liking Peerie's idea....

Usually he rough and tumbles with the kids. I only had them so he could fight with them instead of me.

Boooooo, I thought I was onto something then.
Just kick his arse, i suggest grabbing his balls, then sit back down and enjoy your wine.

DP does this when he is bored and "twitchy" as he puts it a pain in the arse

I hate it!

I LOVE Peeries comment! :o