to still serve the guacamole..... even though I've spilled champagne in it?

[ladyfirenze]

I mean, what's a gal to do?

stir it up and send it out

Um serve it? i have no idea. Bit late in the evening for guacamole, is it a bedtime snack?

No one will notice. They'll just get a little drunker.

Mmm alcoholic guacamole....

What's your address OP?

How much have you spilled?

or am I missing out on a joke thread before it's even started

That sounds like it might work. Does it?

Otherwise... add salt? Solves most things.

is this another of those 'jolly' brace of peasant threads or do you want some advice?

I am getting raging heartburn just thinking about it.

I want some

Feck it, you have had too much champagne and now have the munchies.
Stir & serve I say.

What are you dipping in it?

It's after 10 so presumably everyone has had a few drinks anyway...?

sounds...interesting...

i would serve it up and say nowt have you tasted it?

I'd bung it in a glass and call it a hoxton village

winks at valpollicella [grins]

It's ruined. It's probably only good enough to send to the food bank now.

[grins]

grr... tries to

there .... ahem

I'd eat it

Doesn't one usually put champagne in one's guacamole anyway? Or are you the common type who uses cava?

It will make it taste better

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