oh god, traffic jam hooting gives me the red mist!
There's UMPTYMILLION MILES OF CARS IN FRONT - what is hooting going to do?
I particularly enjoy it when someone comes round a blind bend on the wrong side of the road because they are driving too fast to corner, and then hurls abuse at me/hoots at me / gestures at me because I am there. On MY side of the road. Where I should be and they should not.
It's not MY fault you're on the wrong side of the road, you TWAT
There's a big roundabout near me, it's quite rural, so normally quiet, never more than a few cars on it and often nobody at all. The number of times someone has gone the wrong bloody way round! Is it because they don't know what the great fecking huge white arrow on the blue sign means, is it because they think nobody else uses that road? I don't know.
I do know I was nearly killed by one such plank and have had to save several others my hooting like mad and waving my arm out the window and pointing to the sign.
Cars, motorbikes, one memorable occasion - an articulated bloody lorry!
And don't get me STARTED on supermarket car parks. You've driven there, so presumably you are a driver, with an actual licence. So why, for the love of GOD, step inches behind a reversing vehicle, or reverse out of your space into the path of a vehicle - someone actually bashed the side of my car because she pulled out of a space without taking a moment to check that there was not a car there!