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AIBU to lust after Jake in Twilight? He's probably half my age!

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squareheadcut · 20/03/2012 21:22

I watched Twilight last night and he's just soooo gorgeous, i love him. i watched the film once and then watched it again by fast forwarding to all the parts with him in it!! I'm 37 and he's probably 18 , but OMG he's so HOT!

here's a pic in case you haven't had the pleasure of seeing him -

www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZE5B1MC1TQM/S03SGfhDeII/AAAAAAAAAqU/Uu8QyybIh0E/s320/jake-black-twilight.jpg&imgrefurl=twilight-the-movie-new-moon-cast.blogspot.com/2010/01/taylor-lautner-girlfriend-taylor-swift.html&h=303&w=170&sz=10&tbnid=nRNn9t2ovIKazM:&tbnh=94&tbnw=53&zoom=1&docid=0IIBdfQtyMPsGM&sa=X&ei=4PRoT9ziOcPR0QXFufnjCA&ved=0CEQQ9QEwAg&dur=598

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WorraLiberty · 20/03/2012 21:30

Could be worse

Could've been Jake from the Tweenies....

anychocswilldo · 20/03/2012 21:37

He is beautiful. But wait until u see him in the other films, he's even more gorgeous! I am 35

StrawberrytallCAKE · 20/03/2012 21:38

Yanbu yanbu yanbu

squareheadcut · 20/03/2012 21:40

what other films is he in???!!! must get them!

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anychocswilldo · 20/03/2012 21:45

I just mean the other films in the Twilight series. Hard to believe he gets better but he does Grin

CreepyWeeBrackets · 20/03/2012 21:47

YANBU. Do you have a conveniently-aged DD that you could buy Jake bags, badges and huge posters for? That's what I did

MordecaiAndTheRigbys · 20/03/2012 21:51

YABU for watching Twilight when it is a bunch of utter crap!

LiegeAndLief · 20/03/2012 21:59

I understand that if you get New Moon (the next Twilight film) there is a bit on the dvd that lets you see all the Jake bits on fast forward. I only know this because I have a friend who has watched the thing that lets you see all the Edward bits on fast forward over and over again.

Seriously though. In Twilight? The first Twilight?! He's not even 18 is he?!

Marshy · 20/03/2012 22:03

Hmmm, tbh doesn't do it for me, but then, he's too near the age of my DD's boyfriend - just wrong really

CreepyWeeBrackets · 20/03/2012 22:06

Nooooooooo - not the first one. He is all weedy with long hair Shock

Kaluki · 20/03/2012 22:10

YANBU
The bit in Eclipse when he is stood with his shirt off .....
Every woman in the cinema gasped!
He is gorgeous - and far too young for me too Wink

Marshy · 20/03/2012 22:12

Oh FGS! Find a real man... not a boy.. even if he does have muscles!

ComposHat · 21/03/2012 00:41

You need to be careful, there will be a tabloid fuelled hate mob outside your house waving homemade signs with 'nonse scum' and 'peedo's out'

Have you seen what happens to your lot inside?

Is this what you want? Cos this is what'll happen.

Moominsarescary · 21/03/2012 00:48

I watched breaking down last night. He is very nice.

Have just googled his ass and he's only 3 years older than my son though which seems a bit wrong

readyforno2 · 21/03/2012 01:32

YABVU!!!

Edward all the way Wink

Kaluki · 21/03/2012 08:15

Breaking down!!!
Gotta love predictive text GrinGrin

mayorquimby · 21/03/2012 08:59

Sad makes you pervert scum unfortunately
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1418412-To-think-all-men-are-basically-pervs

HardCheese · 21/03/2012 09:11

YABU, you crazy woman. His face looks like an amiable, slightly dim-witted semi-melted boiled sweet!

Morloth · 21/03/2012 09:16

YABU, and slightly creepy.

And yes I would say the same if it was a 37 year old man lusting after an 18 year old girl.

He still looks like a little boy to me, I don't get it.

Moominsarescary · 21/03/2012 09:25

Not that it makes it much better but he's 20

IvanaHumpalot · 21/03/2012 10:39

Just call me Mrs Robinson

NoMoreInsomnia12 · 21/03/2012 10:42

I think as we get older we fancy the same people, it's just that when we were 18, most men were older, and when we're mid thirties, half of them are younger. :)

Kayzr · 21/03/2012 10:42

Ah the best bit of the films is when Jacob appears on the screen. All the women in the cinema during Eclipse and Breaking Dawn collectively sighed when he came on. DP was most amused by it.

But I am only 25 so not too much older.

Dolcegusto · 21/03/2012 10:49

Yanbu to lust after jacob. He is hot and I would.

But am still firmly team Edward Grin

squareheadcut · 21/03/2012 20:46

Kaluki that's the one i watched - you know exactly that part with his shirt off OMG!

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