WIBU to bottle my dog's farts...

[IAmBooyhoo]

and pump it through my neighbour's letterbox considering that he thinks it is totally reasonable to continuously pollute my living space with his fucking vile techno music and squealing party girls, not to mention the nightly rendition of when harry met fucking sally with added skin on skin noises just incase i wasn't sure what they were at?

Not in my opinion but good luck actually bottling them.

I hate noise pollution. If it doesn't stop call the police - it's can be classed as disrupting the peace, noise pollution or sometimes even ASB so I'd do that and/or tape the sound so they can hear how noisy it is.

Good luck with bottling revulsion in the meantime!

You don't want dog farts...you need to get hold of a dead fish, break into his house/flat and hide it somewhere it will never be found

What a great idea, off to try it on my neighbours too!

Just glue the dog's arse to their letterbox. It'll save you the bother of finding a pump

dead fish! even better. i'm going to asda first thing. this has been going on for months. new years eve celebrations lasted 18 hours. THUMP THUMP fucking THUMP. i have been in so many times, including with screaming toddler on hip in our jammies. he turns the music down a fraction. i am moving out in 3 months but i really dont want to provoke him into trying on purpose to wind me up in the meantime. he would know it was me that called the police.

You'll need a tool kit as well

sparky has done this before?

Nightly? Jammy git!

And remember AC/DC decreed 'rock n' roll ain't noise pollution'

If I tell you I will have to kill you

I got away with it

if only it was rock n roll. it is shitty rave music.

the screaming sally has been for the last 8 nights!