wibu to eat my DP pizza

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he's fast asleep in a drunken stupor on couch. i have prodded and pocked but no sign of him waking or stirring. I've had my pizza but am still hungry and his is only going cold (after him insisting i cook them). I am eating for two. or maybe i could blame it on the cat? should I?

yes absolutly, enjoy, if he is that drunk tell him he ate it.

Eat it. (he is breathing?)

Yes eat the Pizza!

Oh god yes. Too good an opportunity to miss. You go for it.

Eat it but smear some tomato sauce round his face first

Mouth not face

Eat it. You've only got a few months left I being able to justify it.

Brilliant, an put a crust on his chest for god measure.

defo still breathing and snoring up a storm. nothing to worry about apart from the massive hangover he'll be facing tomorrow.

He's drunk?

If he says anything, look confused and say "but you ate it."

i ate it. only for him to pee himself on the sofa, then accidently rip off the cord of the bathroom light. he then decided to fix it by climbing on the wash basin and ripping it off the wall. karma's a bitch.

Eh? This isn't funny, mate. Does he normally urinate everywhere and wreck your home when he's pissed? Pizza is the least of your problems.

no he's not an alcoholic, he just had way way to much to drink. This is not a habitual thing at all. the worst that usually happens is a kitchen covered in take away after a night out. He's currently fixing the damage and making me a bacon sandwich as an apology. he's feeling really bad about it.