to want a bun fight thread i can get lost in tonight?

[BitchyNoMore]

I am bored. Can't go any, too much pain to actually do anything ironing etc

missing the days of the devil and the likes when there would be a lovely thread I could hide in.

Im a working mum who formula feeds,shouts at my dc,puts sugar on their weetabix,drives to the school,gets drunk when kids are around,feels scornfull when midle aged couples park in p and c spaces whilst im lugging my car seat across the cr park in the rain with amy hefty baby in it,used disabled loos whn have the pram with me and isnt keen on benefit fraud.

Throw your fecking biggest buns you cunts

Throw your fecking biggest buns you cunts

That is my quote of the week.

I was shouted at by a women with a walking stick a couple of months ago, she thought I was in the disabled spot. I wasn't it was a p and c spot.

I take it you no longer want your plants alive Cappy?

Hope you are wearing a bit more then just cycle helmet and speedo goggles Ledkr, it's not that warm yet. You don't want to catch your death.

I'd just like to point out that dd only cleaned 3 tiles and one side of the bath. All in aid of musical prowess.

She's shockingly shit at growing hair though.

As a complete side note - wow to the smoking thread. Would it be mean to go pour icey water over them to cool them off a bit?

I haven't looked at that. Just the title makes me go outside and light up.

Fluffy - still 3 more tiles and side of a bath then nothing. And a hell of a lot better the pissing over the floor because you tried to do the willy dance and pee at the same time

I've already sat on my hands tonight.

Bitchy - he's down the end where the weeds are and I can't be arsed to dig yet.

Fluffy - yes, but her cuteness absolves all negatives.

bitchy What smoking thread? There are some right eeejits on mn theses days all so convinced they are right and everyone who disagrees is wrong.

Throws stale crusty buns at them

I have it open and all posts visible kinda flicking through only because i was that bored. I can't actually bring myself to care. However, the sueing parent's thread has made me giggle a couple of times.

Which thread usual? or the afore mentioned?

Lequeen - fingers crossed he stays sofa bound.

True Cappy little madam that she is

I do have a ds as well who gets distracted by a passing bit of fluff and manages to piss everywhere.

Ah, the willy dance. Yes, I remember that one. They grow out of it at about 10 if that helps.

One in pregnancy Ledkr. The one someone predicted would kick off. It did but tbh i don't care enough neither way to post. Oooo could I sue the doc's for getting it wrong and telling me I could never have children. causing me distress twice?

Smoking thread and suing for not bf thread are making me want to bite people

cappy if you want that bit of garden dug hand ds a spade, he likes a good mud bath. Weeds will be evicted on the way. Just tell him if there is anything worth saving he will look out for it for you.

It sounds like you've turned the corner with ds1 Maryz
I'm in the mood for a bunfight tonight which is rare for me, I'm usually so fun loving and happy.

I have hidden the smoking one now. It sounded too much like me and my sister fighting like kids. I'm right you are wrong. Nooo I'm right and you are obviously wrong.

The sueing one i am only at the beginning and skiming so i am probably on reading the funny responses.

Might wander over to active convos or find a random link thingy.

Ive been on the sueing thread all day,i had to back off as i was starting to sprout more grey hairs I dont think i could bear the smoking one.

Probably for the best ledkr. I did a lot of at the thread.

Do you think ds will notice that the hula hoops have gone missing been eaten ?