to want a bun fight thread i can get lost in tonight?

[BitchyNoMore]

I am bored. Can't go any, too much pain to actually do anything ironing etc

missing the days of the devil and the likes when there would be a lovely thread I could hide in.

I made you a cup of tea! What more do you want???

Sounds like good progress there with ds1 Mary. Good luck with ds2.

I did get some wine and chips

I am sulking because she punched me.

Who the fuck would come onto a thread and punch someone for no good reason? MN just isn't what it was.

For a really good fight, post something on vaccinations. Really gets 'em going! I am considering giving DD, who is cutting two teeth, a stiff drink then getting one for myself. Should she take ice in her Scotch or just water?

Just water ice cubes are a choking hazard.

Anybody for more tea?

Oh right dont fucking vaccinate me then ill just get all the diseases and go about infecting everyone else.

:)

Ds is being elastic child. he is soo going to get up early be grumpy as hell tomo isnt he

Fuck.

Now how am I going to blag the week off work if I can't get measles?? Hmm????

/tell them you have something more exciting- ebola? Japanese encephelitis? Don'tgiveashititis?

I had don'tgiveashititis last week. They might get suss. Especially as my only work is being a sahm. Now there's a potential bunfight for you. I can never phone in sick because I'm always at work. Take that.

Cappy

I have incurable dontgiveashititis, along with parkinginpandcspotsanddontcareitis. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I have reallydontgiveafuckunlessyouactuallyaredyingitis. Ds is hiding probably playing on his ds under the duvet