to want a bun fight thread i can get lost in tonight?

[BitchyNoMore]

I am bored. Can't go any, too much pain to actually do anything ironing etc

missing the days of the devil and the likes when there would be a lovely thread I could hide in.

You are all lovely and I love you all and you are all just wonderful and this thread is now full of rainbows and flowers and unicorns.

Wipes buttery fingers on triple wolef fleece.

Come to my spooky thread and scare me.

Ooh! now THAT would start a bunfight!

Maryz YANBU.

That sounds more like it Tiggy

See? Fluffy and cunty once more.

And rich people who have big cars like Ferraris should be allowed to use disabled parking spaces because they're bigger and not letting them is like being racist to rich people.

Open the wine Maryz and tell the bastard drunken offspring to get a taxi.

Yanbu Mary - second opening wine and letting drunking children fend for selves. Although I believe you live in an arse end of nowhere iirc, so I suppose you will end up being taxi virtual ?

Tiggy, Ferraris are so commonplace theses days that they only qualify for p&t spaces. You need a Maserati for a disabled space now.

Teenagers are lovely! I have two. It's marvellous!

My idea for world peace should start a fight.

Does it involve an AK47 and you having total choice over who gets it? sounds fucking fab as long as I can make suggestions.

Oooo can i make a nomination?

I have a couple spare but it'll cost you.

A multipack of Flaming Hot Monster Munch and a creme egg should jut about cover it.

maryz Id gulp down the wine and then tell him you cant drive.
I picked ds1 up from a and e one night.They were saying they couldnt wake him up but as soon as he heard my big gob "Get Up get up get up!" he got up and i kicked his sorry arse through the waiting room He didnt actually ever do that again,funny that.

Helloooooo. I am still sulking. Why are you all ignoring me?

Bastards.

It's a record!

Dp arrived home, less than 5 mins later he was snoring