AIBU to think that MN is unreasonable not to have a thread about vegetable sex?

[Anniegetyourgun]

Let's start one now, that's what I say.

Mmm carrots...

Would anyone turnip?

damn right!

I like it up the bum with carrot

non ha fame?

Cucumber. But not straight out of the fridge.

Do you peel your cucumbers first?

No, but I do wash it. If you peel it, it becomes more erm... fragile.

Lovetats

Friday nights are not the same without spinach sex.....(loves to confuse )

YABU.

Go fondle a fennel.

:o

Do you mean a thread or a topic?

There's even a [http://www.luminarium.org/sevenlit/marvell/coy.htm vegetable sex poem] ...

vegetable sex poem

Its about the only sex I'm likely to get atm so there should be a section for it. YANBU.

Crudites - phwoar.

Does it count as part of your 5 a day?

Only if you take 'em orally

ps Two old mushrooms and a sugar snap just about describes XH, now I come to think about it. I do try not to think about it though.

Only yesterday I posted about the use of celery in BDSM!

YABU - haven't you seen the episode of 1001 ways to die featuring the woman who had a very special time with a carrot?

I'd do a turnip if it was shaped like a thingy!

Cucumber vibrator