to think there is a lot of SAHM smuggery on MN at the moment

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Why? All this 'I'm not judging but...'

I was a SAHM for 2 years. It was very nice but I was a bit worried about my career and we were quite skint. Then I found a job. I like it but I do miss the kids. Thems the breaks, nothing is perfect.

I imagine everyone has good reasons for doing what they do. I don't care what they are. There were a lot of things I liked about being a SAHM. There are a lot of things I like about being a WOHM.

I come on AIBU for a bit of light relief and entertaining bufights not this tired old crap again!

ya mum and that innit me duck?

Sorry - I can't do street, but I can get Avenue on your asses.

Damn, my friends and I were trying to copy friday when we wiz teens, leading to me thinking its yo momma.

I've been americanitized

Get you Baby with your posh stuff.

I'm a SAHM but in reality the only time I'm really home is when I'm cooking doing DH's books, the rest of the time I fuck off out because I don't want to face all the other crap I have to do

Back to the point - OP YABU

I've heard that SAHMs spend their days dusting their TVs by with nipple tassles attached to their wobbly boobs.

My brothers friends cousin's aunt told me, so it must be true.

Yo blud momma M'duck

bum

iz working in ma crib
washing nappies and bibs
wiv ma tv o-an
and ma man comin ho-am
the windows i wo-ash
the floor ah swee-eep
neet

innit

babyheave Fri 16-Mar-12 21:13:45
I've heard that SAHMs spend their days dusting their TVs by with nipple tassles attached to their wobbly boobs.

My brothers friends cousin's aunt told me, so it must be true.

Yep it's true.

Yo yo babyheave is that me you be dissin?
Think of all the Maury Povich you be missin,
When you're sat at your desk trying your best,
Maury is doing a DNA test,
Don't fule yourself girlfriend,
You don't have to pretend,
You'd rather be at home with Jerry Springer,
Instead of being a WOHM minger.

BLUD BLUD BLUD!

Bups??? You're a SAHMFM? Oh. My. God. I didn't know you were a lazy cow living off her husband!

Oh gawd, babyheave's been RL stalking me now.

I have to say in my defence it was DH's time and motion study, - he thought I could do housework whilst also being womanly and keeping 'my man' happy, - I did put a fresh ribbon in my hair and donned a clean pinny. I do my best.

Bitofastate? Too right u is a bit of a state! Get your WOHM face out of my grill.

Well a plane brought 22 white coffins back to Belgium today. In the scheme of things, you do think it makes a big difference to anyone whether you go to work or not? Will people make judgements about that? Worry about something important for a change.

Word to yer mother... (only if she stayed at home though)

yo yo yo

I like workin
SAHM are just Shirkin
To all my my homies watching kyle
It's not my style

what's the street version of being on the fence?

I only do 14 hours.

Porto, I've just been watching that on the news.

Got what's occurring?

I'm always happy on my way
to paid employment every day
where time is spent commanding minions
so I don't care for your opinions
You may think that you are so lucky
to mop and clean a house thats mucky
while watching Kyle and all the rest
deliver one more Daddy test
And yet I love to earn my dough
and work all day you SAH-ho.

Word to your Mamma.

Yo, Yo

Bein' a SAHM it don't get better than dis
All you WOHMs just be takin' da piss
I got a gold plated mop and a duster made'a mink
I fink ya'll just be hatin', What da you fink?

FUCK

I work one day a week. What am I?!

Port, it is desperately sad about that, I'm sorry, I don't know what else to say, but I have plenty to be sad about in my own life - I still have the right to think about other things without feeling guilty for finding humour elsewhere.

Oh, I didn't see your post Port. You are completely right.

God bless them...