to think there is a lot of SAHM smuggery on MN at the moment

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Why? All this 'I'm not judging but...'

I was a SAHM for 2 years. It was very nice but I was a bit worried about my career and we were quite skint. Then I found a job. I like it but I do miss the kids. Thems the breaks, nothing is perfect.

I imagine everyone has good reasons for doing what they do. I don't care what they are. There were a lot of things I liked about being a SAHM. There are a lot of things I like about being a WOHM.

I come on AIBU for a bit of light relief and entertaining bufights not this tired old crap again!

I think all SAHM should get a job ,the lazy fuckers

at usuals cup of care

Hmmm, well I am a working mum but I still do hump men (well 1 man) so technically NOT a WOHM. Result!

ya mum

(this is the 2nd time this week i've deviated into street, i must be down wiv da kids)

And all WOHM should stay at home and look after their kids , the neglectful fuckers

jane

Isn't it said yo momma

I feel sorry for the children of working mothers.

It's just one big fuck up. Work and you're a neglectful cunt. Don't work and you're a lazy cunt. I know what I choose

I want to be a SAHM just for the above raps.

yo blud , Jane

bum-chk-bum-bum-chk-bum-chk-bum-bum-chk

Yo yo yo, listen up y'all this is a rap,
Letting y'all know being a WOHM is crap,
SAHMs are better by a mile,
We get to stay at home with Jeremy Kyle,
We stay at home with tea and biscuits,
Y'all WOHMs doing your spreadsheets, (shut up)

Fuck's sake phone rang and I lost my flow.

Isn't it yer mum'?

I am smug.

but did you break her shire horses!!!!!!!

Working iz peng

Cappy, as long as I'm not a saggy cunt I'm quite happy

nope, it's deffo 'ya mum' where i come from

you know, down in da hood

Fenton - I have checked with my in the know teenage DS and he tells me that it is indeed.

Stop. Can't. Breathe.

I didn't know Marshall Mathers was on Mumsnet.

more like 'ya mum an that' to be more precise

We are not worthy of wapping skillz innit.

Safe.

yer mum like innit

P'raps they just shorten it slang like slang stuff.

I like work out of the home
but trust me I'm not glum
so take your at home smugginess
and stick it up your bum.

word