..to expect my OH not to troll under my user name on MN grrrrrr

[Rhinosaurus]

Rather than post in individual threads and risk hijacking them, I have decided to do a blanket apology for any posts made in my name between 7pm and 1am

Have spent a seriously hungover morning finding that mr rhino has been having a fun and lovely time (while i was out celebrating my friends birthday) yesterday, on my iPad which was logged into MN posting all manner of twattish inflammatory statements..... Found two so far...

I'm leaving the bastard but not before I get my own back for gods sake he is in his 40s, shouldn't he have grown out of this sort of stuff by now?!

AIBU to think I should be able to leave my iPad at home without some twat my OH hijacking my MN name?

YANBU

There will be all the pious crew here in a minute saying what a blatant disregard for your privacy all of this is and is he always such a controlling bastard but I am afraid it raised a chuckle with me. You need to enlist MN's help to get the bastard back.

Blimey, what sort of things did he say?

I would be so angry at this. I had actually noticed a few posts in your name last night that I thought were different to your usual posts. Yes he should have grown out of this. And you should be abloe to leave your iPad at home without this happening.

Ah he was on the male midwives thread wasnt he then!

YANBU, I saw the bfing one. Haven't seen any others yet though.

YANBU

Still looking but the worst offences were in the male midwives thread and the breast feeding/health professional one.

That'll teach me to log out all the time.mi guess it is a bit my own fault, as I don't let him use my iPad, and he just couldn't help himself with me out of the house and it sitting there enticing him....

I know it was him and not one of the teenagers as the spelling is all correct!

Revenge will be mine!!!!

Wow, this is incredible. Who would do something like that?

I would kill my OH if he did this. Mind you he'd be uncovered quickly because he's an atrocious speller with no care for grammar whereas I am practically perfect in every way.

Hmm, he does know my nickname though, and sometimes has a sneaky look at stuff on here....

Anyway, are you sure it wasn't you posting evil things while pissed and using Mr Rhino as a scapegoat....poor man

He used his time poorly, though. He'd have done betetr to start loads of shitty threads such as "AIBU to have gone up to a BFing mum and told her to pack her offensively huge norks away?" and "So I fed my 6 month old a Pot Noodle..." and "Mitmoo is my homie"

I am almost too embarrassed to look! I am glad people realise they are not my usual style!

He also uses forums the nob so he should know this is really fucking annoying not on at all.

I was worried initially I had posted them when I was pissed not feeling my usual self, but looking at the times of posts I was still out drinking wine and eyeing up visiting rugby players having an intellectual debate with my friends over a small glass of wine

I hate to bring this up but have you checked your 'outbox' messages?

What a knobber. Is he even sorry?

Oh dear. I just checked what he's been posting and it wasn't even funny so YABU. He could have done so much better. I'd have been very disappointed more than anything else.

YANBU rather!

Outbox checked, thankfully it is mr rhino free.

He isn't sorry, I just phoned him at work and in between his chortling and sniggering there was no indication of remorse!

Tell him that Mumsnet Is Not Amused. Should shit the immature little arsehole up a fair bit.

Outbox checked, thankfully it is mr rhino free

Ahhh he probably deleted the evidence then

Worra

OP what you need is a thread asking for ideas for revenge. I'm sure the collective brains of mners could leave him regretting his actions