To expect this snake to come out and entertain me?

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This 'ere cornsnake likes to stay in his log in the vivarium He can peep out of the end and watch the television.

I like a cuddle every now and again, but he's not playing ball. He comes out for his food then pops back into the log. I think he comes out when we're asleep.

This isn't good enough. I pay 50p a frozen mouse and he eats four a week. I think I should get something in return.

AIBU?

Puppy?

I was going to put something about cuddling my trousersnake but we have not met and it would be very rude of me

Nah, don't like 'em. They poo everywhere.

I like this snake, but I have to content myself with watching a small video on my ipod. I made it when I got him back from the store.

Perhaps I should poke him with a pencil till he comes out of this 'ere log. You'd think he'd like spending time with me. It's not good enough

My snake grows to five feet long Rogerbacon I doubt that your trousersnake can rival that

My snake grows to five feet long Rogerbacon I doubt that your trousersnake can rival that

wow thats big you win