to wish a plague of boils on buyers who have pulled out two days running?

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they viewed in August last year, but their buyer backed out -got another and came round last Friday, put an offer in which I accepted. Tuesday we went and found our dream home - yesterday morning they pulled out, so we dropped the price again as I knew it was a bit of a sticking point as they wanted to do a lot to this place.

Came round a measured up and the agent phoned through the confirmation of buying, so we had our offer accepted on the place we wanted and they were off to put an offer on their place this weekend.

Lo and behold another phonecall this morning and they've dropped out again.
They've decided to stay where they are as its too stressful ...

Yep plague of boils on them. Have you been on the market since august and now?

YANBU in sentiment, but a plague of boils?

Personally I would curse them with the perpetual stench of 1,000 wet dogs.

Plague of boils sounds reasonable.
Don't forget to pass their details onto the mumsnet pus porn gang.

no - 20 long months. I thought I was going to see the last of a third of an acre of garden.

May their underpants be infested with the fleas of a million camels.

And may the stench of a dead mouse behind the radiator linger.

Long may all their flannels smell

And they develop ingrowing toenails.

thank you one and all, good ideas there and I hope they all follow each other!

Haemorrhoids. Nothing less.

Their bits snipped off and put in a jar for them to look at all day.

And may all their meals henceforth be cabbage.

may thier new home be downwind of the bog of enternal stench

Kidney stones...

How about viewers that insist on viewing at inconvenient pita times, you break your back to accommodate and then they don't show? Boils are too good I feel.

Oh YANBU!

A couple did this to my DH FOUR times while we were waiting to move into our new home.

I was in a right old state, frothing at the mouth and demanding the agent gave me their telephone number. I was pregnant and bonkers.

Definitely boils and throw in the stinky wet dogs too. Good luck!