To be able to leave some things on the back of my pick-up

[Jackin]

Without having them stolen. Thats two petrol cans! I live in a small village and I suspect it's one of my neighbours :(

Leave two in the back again, with petrol, and sugar in them, it'll fuck the engine right up. Make sure you never use the cans again though.

I thought about that, or getting hold of a rape alarm and connecting that to it. Or just waiting up with a stick.

Could potentially cause a confrontation. If the sugar fucks the engine they can hardly complain the petrol they stole from you ruined their car.

Yeah but they could damage my car in revenge. If I could catch them at it, least I'd know who it was. And tell the police out them as a thieving bastard to all the neighbours

Ah true. Tricky one. How about CCTV? Very boring and armedwingoftheparishcouncil neighborhood watch but catch culprits and can handovercctvtopolice-- put up pictures in local pub.

FFS Why can't I cross stuff out.

We would have cctv but some fucker pinched the camera at the end of last month. Else we might have seen who it was.