AIBU in thinking cuddly toys shouldn't have huge bollocks?

[TiggyD]

I found what I thought was a cow in the nursery I was working in the other day. Except when I looked at the huge dangly pink thing under the stern of it there were no teats, just scrotum. Now I understand that testicles are nothing to be ashamed of. Churchill had them, Brunel had them, even Hitler had one, but I don't think they're appropriate on a cuddly children's toy. Yes, there was a cuddly cow that had udders which are basically four pronged boobies, but that's different. It was also the size of them. Bulls do have balls down to their knees, but if you're making a child's toy you could at least scale them down a bit.
AIBU?

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is on the kitchen wall
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.
She threw it, into the apple tree
The wind blew it into the deep blue sea
Where the fishes got off their dishes and ate scallops and bollocks for tea

Godwin's Law rocks again

for those who don't know

Anyone who who provokes a thread that makes me laugh this much is being more than reasonable as far as I'm concerned.

A discussion comparing bovine-bollocks to number / size / location of high-ranking SS & Gestapo personnel gonads isn't what Godwin's Law is about, is it?

I have always thought that invocation of Godwins happens when one poster has been spuriously compared to a Nazi - and whoever brought it up to have automatically lost the argument.

I was thinking more of just the likelihood of nazis being mentioned in general, but we are comparing bullock bollocks to nazi ones.

Well, I never .

I have learnt something about high ranking Nazis on a cuddly-toy-bollocks-controversy thread.
And as I am German, I thought I was quite well versed in the history of Germany in the last century

MN - An Education

I don't think the number or size of testicles is a contributory factor in a belief in Nazism, but as far as I'm aware, very few male cows engage in far right politics.

I awoke this morning still cursing the fact that I have morning sickness at 17 weeks pregnant.

Staggered downstairs to MN while drinking tea and I find this thread. A ray of sunshine brightens my day.

Thanks Tiggy for a giggle

As for my opinion on the bull and its bollocks: last month my MIL bought my 2 year old son a book which has a clear drawing of a dinosaur complete with anus showing, also at the same visit she gave him a dinner place mat with all sorts of animals on it, one of which was a bull with impressive bollocks.

Don't know if anyone's mentioned it but out of curiosity, how on earth are you going to manage to take your camera into the Nursery you work in?

I thought this was going to be in a toy farmyard (where I think the bull should have testicles to distinguish it from the cow). I agree it could be somewhat disconcerting in a cuddly toy - not sure you want a newborn cuddling up to a bull's balls...

Worra I usually take stuffed toys into the locker room in the staff area to photograph their genitals. All phones have to stay in there.

But are you allowed to use your phone (camera) even if you are in the staff room, during working hours?

Tis' just very unusual is all

The small plastic animals in Toys R Us mostly have correctly scaled 'bits'.
Why not? Take a country walk and you'll see them. Bet Tiggy avoids the countryside in tupping season... rams are exceptionally well endowed, and then there's the explanation of the bag of dye and why some of the ewes have coloured bums.

As for zoos ... one trip to Bristol we had gorillas and giant tortoises performing.

Not unusual Worra. Standard practice. Phones/cameras go straight into the staff room area and stay there. They all come out at break time so the young girls can get their Facebook fix.

I usually take stuffed toys into the locker room in the staff area to photograph their genitals.

I know these days 'lol' is mostly just all purpose punctuation but that actually did make me laugh out loud.

Ok well it's certainly unusual around here so I expect different areas have different rules.

Here, they're locked away in the cupboard and if anyone needs to use their phone rather than the Nursery phone to contact anyone, they have to ask express permission.

Facebooking during working hours is absolutely forbidden as the E.Policies were tightened up (OFSTED guidelines) after the whole Vanessa George photos/abuse thing.

I am just laughing! Especially at the not being able to remember if you have a willy or not! Teehee

Mcqueasy, his mother the silly bugger cut it off when he was small!!!!

I don't know if this has been asked but has it got horns as well? just curious

So...
We find on TiggyD's annual report there are just a couple of causes for concern:

Been spotted taking cuddly toys into the locker room
Been heard to tell the dear children that he can't remember if he has a willy

Perhaps a sabbatical 'gardening' year might be in order?

Tiggy This thread has cracked me up! You're very funny!

I remember dh being concerned one time that Dd2 had asked him what 'that' is. I told home he should tell her, practically wet myself when he replied what is it?!!! Never thought I'd have to tell a man I his 30's that 'that' was his willy

I am resurrecting this thread and marking my place in full expectation of photographic evidence
It is Tuesday, come on, Tiggy!

Yeah come on! I wanna see these bulls bollocks :o