To be utterly LIVID at People going around

[Honeydragon]

being People. In places where I might be. Doing People stuff. Fuckers are everywhere. Bastards.

Actually, we did have a around here for a while, and there aren't so many people.

Hate it when I get back to the UK and see how many of the feckers there are.

Mind you, our bear only went and got itself a fb page, so not even a bear with any self respect. Even bears aren't what they used to be.

The people in my house constantly generate large piles of fabrics which require washing - how inconsiderate is that! A bear beside the laundry basket might encourage them to wear clothes an extra time or two.

Your fault, flamingtoaster, letting people live in your house.

Is it all right for plastic Playmo people to have their own FB account?

So annoyed. I just got back from the swimming pool and there were PEOPLE in it.

And they got in my way.

What were they doing there??

I expect if you asked them they'd say they were swimming. Yeah, heard that one before.

Some selfish fucker left their car in a carpark and it caused me to scratch my car as i hit it.I cant fucking believe it. I may report them to the carpark people.

Well today, a person claiming to have given birth to me had the barecheeked face to come to my house, invite them self in and proceed to clean my home! Just like that! Then this impertinent individual expected me to PAY her for the privilege!

YADNBU.

Feckers. People. Coming into my home. Letting themselves in. Disturbing my concentration with their dusting and cleaning. And taking my money for disturbing me when I'm being distracted from a spreadsheet by MN. Bastards! I hate them all. Knobbers.

Jeez. Now there's one in the garden now shouting Mum through the letterbox. Bet i'll fecking have to cook crumpets to stop him telling me about his exciting school trip.

Fecking people. They're all feckers.

Well this person who refers to herself as 'Mum" (wtf is that all about?) not only removed the dust and filth from my house without so much as a by-your-leave, the wastrel deemed to empty MY washing machine and has put my hoody on a hanger on the washing line right in front of my office window. Bastard thing keeps swooping past every 10 minutes as if from nowhere. I about shit myself every time. Keep thinking it's a person.

PEOPLE.

There were people in my local supermarket today, and no bears to be seen. One of the people looked at my ds and smiled. I ran her down with my trolley. People. Ugh.

I went to the post office yesterday and there were people posting parcels. Lots of them. Feckers.

I popped into my local charity shop today, full of people eurgh. Then the Sales Assistant told me I looked nice. Nice? What happened to social boundaries. Then she proceeded to ask after the health of two snivelling short people who keep following me around EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ILL!

Then, then a women came into the shop and hugged them. She seemed to think this was OK because she was their Grandmother. I mean WTAF? Then I was 20 pence short so she gave it to me to pay for some trousers. Fucking bitch.

It's a epidemic of People out there, something needs to be done.

Just had to come on here to gloat.

I seem to have evaded them all!!

I work in some kind of educational teaching type place. Inexplicably, loud smelly teenagers come into my room & expect me to talk to them for 45 mins at a time about Literature and shite. BUT today, after a shaky start, we all went home at 12. I did have 3 small people in my car for a while, but I opened the doors and booted them out at various random locations around the city.

Now I've just had the house to myself for 3 hours!!!

Am thinking of not turning on the lights as night falls, in the hope that none of them find me again.

Keep up your guard! Even the television is not safe - you will be lulled into a false sense of security with beautiful pictures of wonderful animals and then without warning you will be looking at and listening to .... people, and, without a suitable warning, a particularly irritating form of people - politicians.

My 11 month old crawls around with his Ellie comforter between his teeth, just like a dog