To be utterly LIVID at People going around

[Honeydragon]

being People. In places where I might be. Doing People stuff. Fuckers are everywhere. Bastards.

People keep typing on this website
WTAF is THAT about??????/

Dear Olivia,
Honeydragon is at it again, please give her a proper reprimand this time.

Kind regards,

ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath

Chaos Ladybirds are entitled fuckers too

"ooooooooooh there a poem about me, I am sooooo much better than all the other wingy buzzy fuckers"

Yeah, well? You still have aphid breath and piss weird orange stuff.

Damn, posted in the wrong place.....

Yellow teeth. Skanky, crooked yellow teeth. WTAF, brush them you scum. Or don't come anywhere near me.

Ladybirds have teeth? Yellow teeth? Really? You learn something new everyday.

Now GET OFF MY INTERNET.

I liked better here in the old days, when you could dial up, post then not get a reply for days. Now there are people typing all over the place.

I know exactly what you mean.

My cousin has been visiting this week. We went into central London. She had only ONE comment:

"What do all these people do for a living, do they not work anywhere?"

I'm not so sure about it being people typing. Someone told me the other day it was all just words on a screen, put there by internet sprites. So nothing to worry about. That's why I love the internet, I'm the only real person on it. Not like those nasty dangerous dirty streets, all full of nasty dangerous dirty human beings.

Well to be perfectly honest you aren't even safe in your own home. There I was about to make the most amazing post on MN - you know the sort of post you think of once in a lifetime - and the phone rang. There was a PERSON on the other end - I ask you, what is the world coming to?

hah!

I agree wholeheartedly, I was in Morrisons earlier and I hate Morrisons and there were people everywhere, looking at the things I needed to look at. Having conversations and laughing, so annoying. They were pushing their trolleys around and getting in my way, I require a clear path as I hate having to manoeuvre and squeeze.

Then a lady took ages deciding which fecking cream cake to have, while I waited patiently behind. I should have just barged her shouldn't I? Shouldn't I? Then the checkout assistant talked to me, I wish I had used the self service.

Can I just add a warning to anyone going near their Post Office today - unless you are very quick entering and leaving there is a strong chance that a person will hold the door open for you. Shocking I know - but I thought I'd better warn you all.

I got accused of being a people this morning

YANBU ... not only do people walk past my house, clutter up shops I may wish to shop in and sit next to me on the bus, twenty minutes ago one of them walked into my house, casual as you like. He's in the sitting room now drinking my coffee. He claims to be my DH but how likely is that? Should I leave the bastard?

That's not orange Ladybird piss Chaos, that Ladybird has been fapping all over your windscreem.

ladybird frots

No, Theresa, you should not leave. You should throw the bastard out and change the locks.

Sits down crossed legged and starts chanting

"We're here
To stay
We'll never go away,

We're people
We're people"

One person sit in has begun!

A small child has just gone to sleep on me clutching a raggedy floppy toy dog.

I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED, VIOLATED I TELL YOU!

What was the postman today thinking, trying to deliver my package when I wasn't in, then delivering my large package to the large package centre, which is further from home than where I can collect my small packages, and marking clearly on the slip (that I didn't read) that it could be collected from said large package centre. That the estimated delivery date was next Monday and I really wanted it for a birthday on Sunday, and am joyous that it actually arrived on time is wonderful irrelevant!

yanbu. A person is sitting on my lap, sucking my left nipple, and has just done a massive fart on me. People are such arses.

They're here too. Honestly, you move halfway round the planet and STILL can't move for people. They've even infiltrated the DC's school, I've seen them walk straight past the security guards - unchallenged. I decided to venture out, they are everywhere