to expect my DH to get "back in the saddle" two days after vasectomy?

[Silverthorns]

I don't think that's BU. Oh, I intend to deprive him of sleep during his entire recovery time too.

Thinking of writing a book about it, what do you think?

You is norty.

Perhaps suggest he grin and bear it?

Also buy him something fancy to wear... That should do it...

Ill call phil and holly!

Get the kids to help by bouncing on him when they wake up (will remind him why it was such a good idea). Maybe a video diary?

I look forward to reading your book. Then throwing it on a fire and dancing around it cackling wildly!

Maybe you could massage his feet.

Right Miss Silverthorns

5min on the NortyStep
4mins sitting in the corner
6mins controlled crying

Repeat 3 times

That'll learn you!

Keep the tips coming, dh gets his done tomorrow and plans to hide in the bedroom for the next few days

Course I'll massage his feet, am not an animal. Just as soon as he puts this on and gives me the nine orgasms I'm entitled to.

Only 6 mins?

A can of beans, a buttplug and leave her to cry for an hour. That'll learn her.

Phoar, look at the size of that badge

YANBU.

2 days and he'll be at risk of losing you. I think 6 hours should be enough, he'll just have to grin and bear it after all you wouldn't want to be pushed out [wunk]

Im sure he should be able to grin and bear it as I have needs too!

You know, if you have an affair, you'll be entirely blameless. It'll be his fault for not servicing your needs.

Exactly backwards - plenty more fish in the sea. (Probably younger ones with fully functional, much prettier willies.)

Laughing at "younger, much prettier willes" and the corresponding opposite :o

But you'd probably wait for him to broach the subject with you as to when he is ready, yes?

Dunno about that. I have needs...

Offer to go along to the clinic and put your finger on the knot.