To say I am having a c**p day with some level of accuracy?

[Molehillmountain]

The evidence - two poos from ds in his new big boy pants and two shooters from dd2 necessitating two full changes of clothes.

Dump them on the pavement (the poos, not the children) and phone the council!

I think it is perfectly acceptable and I support you. I hate all this forced positivity and not being allowed to have a moan when you want one.

Go for it. BTW I am also toilet training ds2 and ds1 is now pooing in the potty and weeing there and sloshing the stuff all over the place. Grrrr toilet training it's a pain the in the bum bum.

Am in reasonably good spirits but am bored of potty training. Perhaps that's my weeks mess quota by mid morning Monday?

I am pretty slow, so only understood what you meant by a crap day after I posted my response. But yes you are having a very crappy day. Onwards and upwards - Try harder little potty people.