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.... to still be cross about being slipped a bit of donkey suasage

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Shugochara · 04/03/2012 19:57

although I should have let it lie by now.

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aquashiv · 04/03/2012 19:59

In the biblical sense?

IslaValargeone · 04/03/2012 20:00

Have no idea what donkey sausage is, biblical or otherwise.

SecretNutellaFix · 04/03/2012 20:01

donkey sausage eh?

Sparklingbrook · 04/03/2012 20:02

Is donkey sausage code for something else? Confused

Shugochara · 04/03/2012 20:02

It is donkey sausage, saucisse d'an.

OH once gave me donkey sausage on bread as an apero and it was a nasty and unpleasant trick. It was an odd purple colour.

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trikken · 04/03/2012 20:02

I've had horse.

SparkySparrow · 04/03/2012 20:03

Donkey sausage Shock
as in Donkey Cock Shock Confused

Shugochara · 04/03/2012 20:03

Nooo! trikken, horse is lightweight.

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mrstiredandconfused · 04/03/2012 20:04

Is that what they're calling it now.....?

aquashiv · 04/03/2012 20:04

They normally are purple or pink if you are lucky.
Would not have them near my mouth being of the Vegi persuasion myself.
I would keep an eye out for a bit of bats arse for revenge.

travellingwilbury · 04/03/2012 20:05

I was given bloody brain pate once , now that is a frigging awful thing to put in ones mouth .

No need at all , I could taste it for days .

Onesunnymorningin2012 · 04/03/2012 20:07

Best thread title ever.

Shugochara · 04/03/2012 20:09

Thanks! I really did eat that filthy stuff

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Shugochara · 04/03/2012 20:10

It was about 17 years ago, but never forget, never forgive.

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BigFatSAGGYHairyBastard · 04/03/2012 20:10

DP slips me his donkey sausage regularly. I enjoy it greatly!

Shugochara · 04/03/2012 20:11

OH said I should have said a 'length of donkey suasage' but I think that is over egging the pudding. Or something.

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IslaValargeone · 04/03/2012 20:20

Still none the wiser as to whether this is exotic food or MN euphemism.

IvanaHumpalot · 04/03/2012 20:21

As a veggie I say "no meat in my mouth" - anywhere else is fine...

Shugochara · 04/03/2012 20:45

It's food and also sexy euphemism...........

So, Ivana, you don't mind a bit of sausage elsewhere but not in yer norf an sarf.

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BigFatSAGGYHairyBastard · 04/03/2012 20:54

I prefer a nice bit of pork sword personally!

trikken · 04/03/2012 21:32

My bad, sorry!

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