Fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there ...fuck off!

[HalfPastWine]

I absolutely love this phrase, never heard of it until I joined MN. It's now one of my favourite things to say to the fuckwits at my office (in my head of course .....silent tourettes!)

Any other gems I can take away with me?

Bugger. Hope that Boomer didn't get cancer and die in a fire.

Oh, oops, zombie thread.

Fun though.

farfrom there was a theory years ago that random threads resurrected for no apparent purpose were the new 'dead drops' for the security services...

Who apparently need to fuck the fuck off?!

just kidding MI5 I think you are great, tell me Harry Pearce is real please

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Another one disappointed that the thick of it is not returning (was surprised as Peter capaldi rather busy currently)

I think old threads are appearing in active on the new app. A few people have had problems with it.

I don't particularly like 'fuck' based criticisms anymore. Too overused. I'm getting old though and find that the milder I am, the more people become irritated. A bored "really, what did the police say?" works quite well my my teenaged relatives are moaning about how a friend of theirs like totally doesn't like One Direction as much as they do, even if they did do a tattoo with a compass and some ink and had an infection and didn't take antibiotics and so there".

You see this? gesture to nothing
It's all the fucks I just do not give

No Showy, someone has revived it and I think I know who.m

Flibber. Double negative alert.

My favourite is "Off you fuck". Simple yet patronising.

"Behold the field where I grow my fucks. Look upon it, and see that it is barren"

Marisaurus someone went to the trouble of cross-stitching that!

One I got from here "he's just gone off the scale on my cuntometer"

Politely fuck off Anas

Shut the fuck up

yes but you can't say 'I do not give no fucks'. Unless you are particularly common.

That confused me. Had a bad case of déjà vu until I realised it was a zombie thread!

Oh, happy, happy, happy! Thanks all of you for cheering me up!

DS is very fond of 'Of all the fucks, I'm giving none of them!'

He will love the embroidered version .

My team leader jokingly told me to 'Fuck the fuck in or fuck the fuck off' yesterday as I lingered outside his office. We love quoting Malcolm Tucker in our office. probably because we work in a similar field

I'm glad this thread popped back, missed it the first time!

I like the bit in Bridget Jones' Diary where Sally Phillips shouts 'Come the Fuck on, Bridge'. Her delivery is perfect and I find myself ying her far more than is appropriate.

My favourite swear ever though is still 'Twunt'.

My personal favourites are 'fuck you and the horse you rode in on' and the rather obscure and totally politically incorrect 'fuck off bandy legs'. I have no idea where either come from but their radomness is pleasing.

One of my favourite phrases now is 'who left the gate open at the cunt farm?'. Surprisingly pithy.

I like "cultivate a lack of fucks to give".

I read on a thread once "off you fuck cuntychops" I did have tears with that one.