Fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there ...fuck off!

[HalfPastWine]

I absolutely love this phrase, never heard of it until I joined MN. It's now one of my favourite things to say to the fuckwits at my office (in my head of course .....silent tourettes!)

Any other gems I can take away with me?

I'm rather fond of this

Best Aussie version I've heard - Take your dog and your barbecue and fuck off. Love it. Confusing, bonkers and insulting all at once.

I read this the other day as an insult on a forum.

Sorry, I don't speak fat cunt.

Tut tut what am immature thread

porny Fuck off to the other side of ...........

You got more mouth on you than I cows got cu...

DIAF

You're the cum-load your Mother should have swallowed.

Cuntychops is a fave of mine atm

Yeah, you do have one advantage over me. You can kiss my arse, I cannot.

Someone once said to me 'get cancer and die in a fire'

It did have me going through the logistics of it all in my head

Ive got one. Its "sod off go on get to soddery" said by Rik Mayall in an episode of Bottom.

Fab

I have learned the expression 'It boils my piss' from MN and I am very pleased with it.

ItsOnly!

Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! [gasp][evny]

Oops! .

ODFOD

One if my faves is a Malcolm tucker one.
"Come the fuck in or fuckthe fuck off"
Marvellous :)

3 year old thread bumped just so someone can say 'Fab'? What the actual fuck?

My face Tuckerism is a breezy, dismissive 'FucketyBye'

Is TTOI really coming back (hopeful)?

My friend the other day said someone could 'fuck off, then come back and fuck off some more,' which I greatly admired. Wish I'd said it myself.

Badders, yes, 'Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off' is the original and the best.

No Fancy - this is a zombie thread.

Bloody zombie thread - and so my hope of seeing more TTOI is crushed

I like that for the Malcolm tucker swearing, they have a "swear guy" that they send the script to, and it comes back with lovely insults. I want to meet that guy, MNHQ can we have him on a webchat? MNers can explain their problems and he can come up with a witty retort

Boomer, I once had a woman shout 'I hope you fucking die in your sleep' at me - spent ages wondering whether I'd misunderstood her. I really really hope I die in my sleep as well (preferably not for a while).