I think I might be being a cat's bum mouth woman...

[BupcakesandCunting]

There is a mum at DS's school, she has a son in DS's class (reception) and a younger DS in a pushchair. She has been separated from their dad since the younger one was a baby.

In the last two weeks she has come to collect her elder DS from school with two different men. I don't mean with two men friends/relatives/whatever, I mean boyfriends. She's snogged the both of them in the queue/done a bit of light groping It's not the PDA element, more WTF are you doing with two different boyfriends in two weeks IN FRONT of your children?!

I thought it was just me thinking "Eugh, that's a bit off" but then another mum commented on it today. I didn't enter into a discussion on it with her though.

AIBU and an old-fashioned matron?

Think I would be standing with you Bupcakes pretending not to look with my arms folded and my lips pursed...

YABU. The poor woman's spending a fortune on escorts just so as to keep the other mums entertained. She doesn't even like snogging. Give her a big smile next time you see her, thank her, and tip her a quid if you have one spare.

Lucky her.

You wouldn't say lucky if you saw the state of the men. One looks like he breeds pitbulls and the other looks like he's growing a new form of penicillin in his armpits.

What a hussy. Please find out her secret and share with the rest of us so that we can copy be offended.

im sure some parent will bring it to the attention of the next PTA meeting,lol

lucky cow i cant find 1 let alone 2

Perhaps she a polyamorist....

Yea that is a bit skank

Let's hope she can fit in dates at times other than the school run. Loving that she gets 'lightly' groped in the queue at the gates. Presumably she saves heavier groping for the weekly shop or similarly appropriate venue...

[wanders off to get dh to lightly grope me]

Sounds like she is getting more than her fair share.

Yanbu btw.

Bloody school gate two-upmanship again

Were you proper lemon lipped?

Hmm I knew someone on bloody MN would see me!!

Why AIBU?? Your just all jealous innit!

And escorts? Nah they pay me of course! One is my sisters, mates, brother's dad and the other is the neighbour's, dog's, auntie's, brother.

Tis a bit off

I would hoik and tut

Hmmpf, disgusting

She is a revolting specimen. Turned up to school with bright blue eyeshadow on this morning. No shame.

No shame.

Yes, tis a bit boaky. Feel sorry for the kids having a different "uncle" every week.

The blue eyeshadow is the icing on the cake innit?