The housework needs doing, DS has been cooped up all day after a false alarm over chickenpox, payday isn't until Wednesday and the printer has broken that I needed to use to sort the holiday forms. Needless to say, DH is the missing piece of the puzzle but he's doing my head in as well. Sigh.
I think I might leave DS with the neighbours, leave a note for DH, change my name to Juanita and float to Mexico on a homemade raft. Anyone else?