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Weird anti-wanking nutjobs...

66 replies

solidgoldbrass · 25/02/2012 01:26

Sudden influx of same. This is not just Hubby-uses-MY-toothbrush-for-self-pleasure or sad and convincing DV threads,but there seem to be quite a few threads about wanking men and the evil thereof which seem to derail very fast into superstitious anti-wanking as opposed to addressing domestic violence. Sure, some men who wank themselves flat are horrible, but some abusive men don't wank or indeed may appear to forget they have willies.

OP posts:
verityverbiage · 25/02/2012 01:28
Confused
cornsilkakaka · 25/02/2012 01:29

say it on the thread then...it's on the main board

mojitomania · 25/02/2012 01:29

Me thinks Solid has had a few Grin

Drinks not wanks, or maybe both.

verityverbiage · 25/02/2012 01:31

Are you for or against it OP?

LOL @ mojitomania :)

AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 01:34

All men are evil.

verityverbiage · 25/02/2012 01:34

And they wank in shoes.

cornsilkakaka · 25/02/2012 01:35

and flower pots

AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 01:35

Or wank in a bag, set it on fire and put it on your doorstep.

cornsilkakaka · 25/02/2012 01:36

or in your coffee when you nip to the loo

verityverbiage · 25/02/2012 01:36

Or wank in a bag, set it on fire and put it on your doorstep

That's inventive i'm impressed.

AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 01:36

or in your omlette

cornsilkakaka · 25/02/2012 01:37

or your yoghurt

mojitomania · 25/02/2012 01:37

I really want to muck about here but feel the need to stick up for brass coz I like her. You go girl Grin

Tortington · 25/02/2012 01:37

there was an anti wanking thing in america by a politician ( woman) incensed by the victimisation of women and their reproductive ability. some stupid american bill about imprisoning women who have a miscarriage or something

so the sanctity of life gors both ways - and men should no longer be allowed to wank - was the politician womans counter argument

which i thought genius.

AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 01:38

or in your eye

verityverbiage · 25/02/2012 01:38

I thought I could take this but i'm going to gag.

Does this mean i'm an anti-wankist or i'm guilty of anti-wankism ?

cornsilkakaka · 25/02/2012 01:39

or on your porridge

AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 01:39

I bet some wankers have had a wanking competition

How and d'you think they judged it?

Speed to orgasm?

How much they 'produced'?

The stupidness of the face pulled on impact?

AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 01:40

How high/far?

cornsilkakaka · 25/02/2012 01:40

first past the post

AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 01:40

Ewwww corny, double barf

cornsilkakaka · 25/02/2012 01:41

throw the tissue at the wall contest

mojitomania · 25/02/2012 01:42

Apologies, I'm weak and being lead astray - Ok then, or in your ear

cornsilkakaka · 25/02/2012 01:42

I now zigzag...it's grim

cornsilkakaka · 25/02/2012 01:43

in your handbag