Weird anti-wanking nutjobs...

[solidgoldbrass]

Sudden influx of same. This is not just Hubby-uses-MY-toothbrush-for-self-pleasure or sad and convincing DV threads,but there seem to be quite a few threads about wanking men and the evil thereof which seem to derail very fast into superstitious anti-wanking as opposed to addressing domestic violence. Sure, some men who wank themselves flat are horrible, but some abusive men don't wank or indeed may appear to forget they have willies.

in your shoe

tsk custy keep up...we've already done wanks in shoes

in your hair

soggy biscuit anyone?

not good as a serum then?

Semen in the ear is definitely more unpleasant than a tongue in the ear. Eurgh.
Not that I am speaking from experience.

However, it would freak me out that semen could get into places and maybe be there for ages the way water sometimes does after swimming.

Pro-Celebrity Spunk-The-Biscuit! That's what we want.

In your gloves

has anyone actually tried it as a face serum? It could work...

Oh, and I am pro-wanking. I wish my DH would wank more - for real I do - he was so embarrassed to admit that he had had a wank a few weeks back when he was worried that he had a serious medical issue in the area and thought clearing the pipes would help.

In gloves? Not socks?

in your pancake

spunk the frying pan

Whoa, Glove-fuckers! MM are you one of my former employees?

gloves, socks and mittens

However, I should not be pro-wanking, after all

in your fathers pillowcase

ahhhhhhhh sleep easy

in the fish tank

On your newly change sunday crisp cotton sheets

Or your fresh towels. [cross]

Pesky stuff, get's everywhere

Into your fanjo...oh wait, that's not wanking, is it?

The inside of your dressing gown....

Not in my cup of tea. Nor my shoes, nor in my CD player (is that why it doen't work? Phantom wankers?)

Round your neck. I WANT A REAL ONE!

Is it true egg white in washing powder adverts was really supposed to be gizz?

Fish tank is wrong.