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Weird anti-wanking nutjobs...

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solidgoldbrass · 25/02/2012 01:26

Sudden influx of same. This is not just Hubby-uses-MY-toothbrush-for-self-pleasure or sad and convincing DV threads,but there seem to be quite a few threads about wanking men and the evil thereof which seem to derail very fast into superstitious anti-wanking as opposed to addressing domestic violence. Sure, some men who wank themselves flat are horrible, but some abusive men don't wank or indeed may appear to forget they have willies.

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BadDayAtTheOrifice · 25/02/2012 02:02

Nah, if he's using your tit's, that crosses the boundary of a wank IMO. Wanks are done independently. Grin

AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 02:02

With the full title coming up in active convos d'y'think there's some weirdy anti-wankers on the thread then?

Identify yourselves.

verityverbiage · 25/02/2012 02:02

Agentzigzag I googled the washing powder question and got this here

mojitomania · 25/02/2012 02:06

Jokes even pokes aside Solid you do say truths that we dont always want to hear. sweet dreams.

BadDayAtTheOrifice · 25/02/2012 02:06

Surely the two will be comparable in protein content Agent?

MooncupandPizza · 25/02/2012 02:07

verity just followed your link and DH is now wondering about using egg white as a natural lubricant....I have told him that I will not be trying it.

verityverbiage · 25/02/2012 02:09

My apologies MooncupandPizza :)

mojitomania · 25/02/2012 02:11

parting words coz sloshed and need my bed. Far more fun to be the dominatrix though then they always spunk in your toilet or else! [grin}

AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 02:13

You'll be able to read back that post over your alka seltzer tomorrow morning mojito Smile

mojitomania · 25/02/2012 02:13

Oh and flush the fucking chain after!

Grin
mojitomania · 25/02/2012 02:15

Bollox, dont have any alka seltzer, do have a toilet though.

Night all xxx

verityverbiage · 25/02/2012 02:16

Remember to check your alka seltzer for any extra jizz fizz :)

AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 02:21

'do have a toilet though'

stealth boasters Hmm

mojitomania · 25/02/2012 02:33

Did I mention that my cotton sheets were egyptian though Grin

solidgoldbrass · 25/02/2012 10:15

I should hope you have a toilet. Don't live in a hole in the ground, do you?

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AgentZigzag · 25/02/2012 11:44

'Don't live in a hole in the ground, do you?'

I should be so lucky SGB

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